Kitty Has the Receipts: Tylenol, Vaccines, Autism, and Florida’s Fascist Ban
1. Tylenol on Trial — Again.
The RFK Jr. regime is trying to spin Tylenol as a pregnancy poison that “causes autism.” Real science says otherwise. The largest sibling study to date (2.4 million children!) found no causal link between prenatal acetaminophen use and autism, ADHD, or intellectual disability. Confounders like maternal illness explain the noise. Translation: stop fearmongering, Bobby, and leave people’s medicine cabinets alone.
2. Autism Is in Our DNA.
Autism research keeps confirming what families already know: genetics is the primary driver. UCLA and Nature Genetics studies prove inherited factors dominate. That means no, vaccines, Tylenol, or your toddler’s favorite snack are not to blame. The myth that parents “cause” autism is as outdated as dial-up internet.
3. “Turbo Cancer” Is Turbo Nonsense.
Anti-vaxxers are pushing the lie that COVID-19 vaccines spark aggressive cancers. Doctors, scientists, and the Mayo Clinic all say: false. Global Vaccine Data Network calls it biologically impossible. Japan hasn’t seen a cancer spike. The only thing turbocharged here is the disinformation machine.
Featured Resister: Autism Speaks (Science Division)
While not perfect, their science team has consistently slapped down Tylenol myths and defended evidence-based research. They remind us that autism is not caused by parental choices or medical treatments, but by genetics. Keep pushing for clarity in a storm of lies.
Today’s To-Do List
- Flood Tallahassee with Facts: Call, email, or show up at your Florida reps’ offices. Tell them a vaccine ban is not only unscientific, it’s deadly.
- Educate Your Circle: Share articles from CDC, NIH, and peer-reviewed journals on social media to counter RFK’s junk science.
- Support Public Health Orgs: Donate to grassroots health groups fighting Florida’s anti-science crusade.
- Boycott the Lies: Skip businesses funding anti-vaccine PACs and demand accountability from corporate sponsors of misinformation.
Sample Email to Send Lawmakers
Subject: Protect Florida’s Health — Reject the Vaccine Ban
Dear [Representative/Senator Last Name],
I am writing as a concerned Florida resident to strongly oppose any proposal to ban vaccines, including mRNA vaccines, in our state. Such a ban would endanger public health, limit access to life-saving treatments, and put Florida far behind the rest of the nation in medical innovation.
The science is clear:
- Autism is primarily genetic. The largest sibling-controlled studies show no causal link between Tylenol or vaccines and autism.
- COVID-19 vaccines do not cause cancer. “Turbo cancer” is a debunked conspiracy theory with no basis in epidemiology or biology. The Mayo Clinic, NIH, and CDC all affirm vaccine safety.
- mRNA technology is the future. Banning vaccines would not only threaten COVID-19 prevention but also stall progress on treatments for cancer, HIV, and other critical conditions.
Instead of following fear and conspiracy theories, Florida should be investing in science, protecting our communities, and preserving the freedom of families to make informed health decisions.
I urge you to reject any legislation banning vaccines and stand on the side of evidence, health, and the lives of your constituents.
Science Sources
Tylenol and Autism
- https://www.factcheck.org/2023/02/limited-evidence-of-a-link-between-acetaminophen-and-autism-or-adhd
- https://www.autismspeaks.org/science-news/tylenol-and-autism
- https://www.ninds.nih.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/study-reveals-no-causal-link-between-neurodevelopmental-disorders-and-acetaminophen-exposure-birth
Autism and Genetics
- https://medschool.ucla.edu/news-article/is-autism-genetic
- https://www.uclahealth.org/news/release/new-genetic-clues-uncovered-largest-study-families-with
- https://www.nature.com/articles/s41588-025-02224-z
- https://www.geneusdna.com/en-us/blog/autism-genetics
- https://www.genedx.com/blog/breakthrough-autism-research/
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
[Your City, ZIP Code]
Kitty’s Rallying Cry
Fascists thrive on fear, and fear thrives on lies. But science is a blade sharper than their propaganda. Don’t let RFK Jr. turn Florida into a graveyard of modern medicine. Claws out, facts in—because democracy and public health are worth the fight.
Sources
- FactCheck.org: Limited Evidence of Link Between Acetaminophen and Autism/ADHD
- Autism Speaks: Tylenol and Autism Science Review
- NIH: No Causal Link Between Acetaminophen and Neurodevelopmental Disorders
- UCLA: Is Autism Genetic?
- UCLA Health: New Genetic Clues from Largest Autism Family Study
- Nature Genetics 2025: Genetic Architecture of Autism
- GeneDx Blog: Breakthrough Autism Research
- Mayo Clinic: COVID-19 Vaccine Myths
- Global Vaccine Data Network: “Turbo Cancer” Myth
- Reuters: No Evidence of mRNA Cancer Explosion in Japan
- Daily Beast: No Evidence COVID Vaccines Cause Cancer
- SF Chronicle: GOP Opposition to mRNA Vaccines Threatens Innovation