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Day 567 MEASLES ANNOUNCES COMEBACK TOUR

Posted on August 11, 2026August 11, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 567 MEASLES ANNOUNCES COMEBACK TOUR

MEASLES ANNOUNCES COMEBACK TOUR

Resistance Kitty says, “Trump looked at measles and said, ‘You know what this needs? A fucking comeback.’”
Resistance Kitty says, “Trump looked at measles and said, ‘You know what this needs? A fucking comeback.’”
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