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Day 603 So You Want to Join the FBI?

Posted on September 15, 2026September 15, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 603 So You Want to Join the FBI?

So You Want to Join the FBI?

Resistance Kitty says, “Kash Patel went to Congress and somehow we ended up discussing whether FBI applicants are asked about bestiality. Meanwhile police chiefs reportedly want secret surveillance meetings and NATO is shooting drones out of the sky. But sure, let's circle back to the fucking farm animals.”
Resistance Kitty says, “Kash Patel went to Congress and somehow we ended up discussing whether FBI applicants are asked about bestiality. Meanwhile police chiefs reportedly want secret surveillance meetings and NATO is shooting drones out of the sky. But sure, let’s circle back to the fucking farm animals.”
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