🐾 Good Morning, Beautiful Resisters! 🐾
Welcome to another day in the “Totally Not Fascism™” era! Two months in, and guess what? We’re surviving — barely — but thriving? Only the billionaires are popping champagne. 🍾💸
Meanwhile, the executive branch has decided courts are just… suggestions. So if the judges can’t leash them, guess what? WE WILL. 🐾⚡
🐾 Protest Check-In:
Town halls and protests are WORKING, kittens — even if the Mainstream Snooze Media keeps pretending they’re not. (Pfft.) Shoutout to Rachel Maddow for being one of the few voices actually covering the truth. If you need a rage boost (and don’t we all?), catch her latest. 🎤🔥
👉 Keep showing up. Keep making noise.
👉 Go to their offices. Flood their town halls.
But remember: Cheeto Hitler (hi, Donald) is itching for an excuse to call martial law.
Stay non-violent, stay masked up (for privacy and because, ew, plague bugs everywhere). 😷🐾
🐾 Public Safety Alert:
Because 2025 wasn’t dystopian enough, RFK Jr. is now encouraging farmers NOT to cull bird flu-infected animals. 🐓☣️
Translation:
- Cook your meat and eggs all the way through.
- NEVER drink raw milk unless you’re craving a trip to the ICU.
🐾 They’re Erasing Us — Archive Everything:
The regime is quietly deleting historical data about people of color, women, and LGBTQIA+ folks from government websites. Harvard students are hustling to save what they can — but they need backup.
👉 ACTION:
- Download, screenshot, archive, save EVERYTHING you can.
- Our history is being deleted in real time. Don’t let them memory-hole us. 📚🔥
🐾 Ohio: “Hold My Beer,” Says Fascism
Senate Bill 1 just passed the Ohio House (58–34). It would:
❌ Eliminate ALL DEI programs and scholarships
❌ Ban faculty strikes and protests
❌ Ban teaching “controversial beliefs” like…the Holocaust and Slavery (yeah, really)
❌ Fire tenured professors for teaching history
Reminder: Just when you thought Texas and Florida were winning the fascism Olympics, Ohio sprinted onto the field.
👉 ACTION:
- Blow up Ohio lawmakers’ phones and inboxes.
- Give them the bad Yelp review of their lives. 🐾
🐾 This Week’s Events:
Indivisible + Hands Off Movement Rally
🗓️ Friday, March 21
🕒 3–4 PM EDT
📍 Details below & on our Linktree! (Yes, it’s spicy.)
🐾 Executive Orders to Shred:
👉 Trump’s new EOs include:
- Nuking science and scholarly programs (because who needs facts, right?)
- Dismantling Voice of America — our tool against Russian disinfo campaigns.
👉 ACTION:
- Sign the petitions.
- Slam Congress with calls and emails.
- Fight like hell.
(Linktree’s got your tools, kittens. 🛠️🐾)
🐾 Justice Meow: File a Bar Complaint Against Pam Bondi
Our least favorite fascist legal goblin, Pam Bondi, told the courts: “Nah, we don’t have to listen to you anymore.”
🧹 Time to sweep her off the public stage.
👉 Instructions + Sample Scripts Here:
https://resistancekitty.com/file-a-bar-complaint-against-pam-bondi/
🐾 Protest Update: Schumer Chickened Out 🐓
Senator Schumer canceled his book tour and town halls after our protests scared the spray tan off him.
And yes, he sent in the cops to arrest peaceful demonstrators.
👉 ACTION:
- Keep flooding his offices.
- Show him there are WAY more of us than there are of him and his security guards.
We will not be silenced. We will not be stopped. 🐾🔥
🐾 Final Scratch:
They think we’re tired?
They think we’ll stop?
They clearly forgot one thing:
Cats don’t quit. We pounce. 🐾✊
Stay loud. Stay sharp. Stay dangerous (to fascism).
#Revolution2025
#ResistanceKitty
