When Prosecutors Become Puppets, Comics Get Censored, and Trump Moonlights as Dr. Quack, PhD in Bullshit
Trump Wants Prosecutors as Personal Attack Dogs
King Combover is demanding DOJ indictments for everyone he doesn’t like — Letitia James, Adam Schiff, James Comey, even Fed Governor Lisa Cook. The man thinks the law is his chew toy. One U.S. Attorney was removed for refusing to play along. Translation: the independence of prosecutors is now on life support.
Political Violence Spiral
Charlie Kirk’s assassination has experts warning the U.S. is on the edge of a “vicious spiral.” And instead of cooling down the rhetoric, MAGA world is doubling down on rage bait while Russia, China, and Iran sprinkle in disinfo like it’s pumpkin spice season.
Free Speech, Cancelled (By Fascists, Not Woke Twitter)
Jimmy Kimmel roasted Charlie Kirk and bam — suspended after Trump’s FCC buddy leaned on ABC. Don’t let the pearl-clutchers fool you: this is state-sanctioned censorship in action.
Government Shutdown Looms
Congress is too busy throwing food fights to keep the lights on. A shutdown means you won’t get your checks, your services, or your sanity — but don’t worry, they’ll still get paid.
Trump Declares Tylenol Causes Autism
As if attacking prosecutors and free speech wasn’t enough, Trump is now pretending he’s a scientist. He actually announced this weekend that Tylenol causes autism. Meow the hell outta here. Correlation does not equal causation. Autism existed long before Tylenol was invented. We already know it has strong genetic roots. And RFKjr? He’s still out here peddling quackery instead of getting the therapy he so desperately needs. Science says Tylenol doesn’t cause autism — lies like this do nothing but hurt autistic people and families.
Featured Resister: Zohran Mamdani
The NYC mayoral candidate who refuses to bow to billionaires and landlords. He’s proof that grassroots power can still swipe left on corporate control. Support him, amplify him, and use him as a model for your own local fights.
Today’s To-Do List
- Claw at Congress: Demand prosecutorial independence. Your reps need to know we’re watching every move.
- Boycott Disney/ABC: If they bend to Trump’s censorship tantrums, they’ll bend again. #BoycottDisney.
- Shred Disinfo: When your uncle posts the “Tylenol causes autism” meme, shred it like a cat toy. Drop real links. Show him science isn’t a MAGA prop.
- Support Progressive Leaders: Volunteer or donate to candidates like Mamdani who actually believe in democracy.
- Prep for Shutdown Fallout: Connect with local mutual aid networks now. Don’t wait for the feds to remember you exist.
Boycott of the Day
Disney/ABC — Because apparently free speech is too scary when it’s about their Dear Leader.
Kitty’s Final Scratch
Trump wants to be judge, jury, and scientist — and he’s failing at all three. Don’t let his authoritarian cosplay and RFKjr’s snake-oil circus distract you: the truth is still out there, and so are we.
Claws out. Ears back. Keep scratching for freedom.