Skill Level: đžđž Intermediate
What This Tool Is
Political theater is the fascist regimeâs favorite distraction trick. Instead of governing, they roll out âhearingsâ (hi Kash Patel đ), press conferences, and media stunts designed to confuse, enrage, or numb you. This guide teaches you how to spot the performance, resist the manipulation, and redirect your energy toward real action.
Why Itâs Important
If you donât recognize theater when you see it, you risk becoming the audience instead of the resistance. The regime thrives when you rage-watch every second of their circusâit spreads their message and steals your time. Learning to filter out the noise keeps your claws sharp for actual fights like voter protection, mutual aid, and community safety.
Example of Importance
Todayâs Patel âtestimonyâ is a perfect case. Congress isnât suddenly getting the truth from Trumpâs bulldogâitâs a propaganda stunt. If you get trapped watching or doom-scrolling every headline, you end up exhausted while the regime scores the attention they wanted all along.
Step-by-Step Instructions
- Spot the Stage Lights
If it looks more like a performance than governing, it probably is. Ask: Is this about policy or publicity? - Limit Your Exposure
Donât feed the spectacle. Read trusted summaries instead of watching hours of hot air. - Fact-Check the Script
Theatrics often come with lies baked in. Use reliable sources to cut through the BS before sharing anything. - Reframe the Narrative
When they say âlook at our show,â you say âlook at our communities.â Post about mutual aid, rallies, and grassroots wins instead. - Channel the Energy
Anger is fuelâbut only if it powers action. Use the frustration to write your reps, fund a local resister, or show up at a protest. - Teach Others to See the Theater
Share this survival guide. Once people recognize a circus, they stop buying peanuts for the clowns.

Kittyâs Final Word
The regime wants you glued to their stage, booing or cheeringâit doesnât matter, as long as youâre watching. Kitty doesnât waste nine lives on clowns. Learn to spot the performance, call it what it is, and save your claws for battles that actually matter.