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Day 602 Who the Fuck Registered for an Oligarch?

Posted on September 14, 2026September 14, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 602 Who the Fuck Registered for an Oligarch?

Who the Fuck Registered for an Oligarch?

Resistance Kitty says “A Russian oligarch reportedly helped bankroll Don Jr.’s wedding, Trump’s cash gifts to White House staff have triggered an ethics complaint, and Big Tech alumni are helping build the Pentagon’s AI war machine. Something borrowed, something blue, something classified, and somebody please check the fucking gift registry.”
Resistance Kitty says “A Russian oligarch reportedly helped bankroll Don Jr.’s wedding, Trump’s cash gifts to White House staff have triggered an ethics complaint, and Big Tech alumni are helping build the Pentagon’s AI war machine. Something borrowed, something blue, something classified, and somebody please check the fucking gift registry.”
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