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Day 606 Your Burrito Has a Security Clearance

Posted on September 18, 2026September 18, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 606 Your Burrito Has a Security Clearance


Your Burrito Has a Security Clearance

Resistance Kitty says, “Palantir is helping Chipotle with AI, the FBI is reportedly hunting women who catfished ICE agents, and researchers keep discovering AI systems doing shit nobody asked them to do. Your phone is listening, your TV is watching, and now apparently your fucking burrito knows too much.”
Resistance Kitty says, “Palantir is helping Chipotle with AI, the FBI is reportedly hunting women who catfished ICE agents, and researchers keep discovering AI systems doing shit nobody asked them to do. Your phone is listening, your TV is watching, and now apparently your fucking burrito knows too much.”
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