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Day 597 Where’s the Beef?

Posted on September 9, 2026September 9, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 597 Where’s the Beef?

Where’s the Beef?

Resistance Kitty says, “Trump is handing aides cash gifts, courts are fighting over Missouri's election map, Iran is firing missiles, America is sinking oil tankers, and a Brazilian meat billionaire has wandered into the influence economy. Today's government is brought to you by beef, money, and several attorneys advising everyone to shut the fuck up.”
Resistance Kitty says, “Trump is handing aides cash gifts, courts are fighting over Missouri’s election map, Iran is firing missiles, America is sinking oil tankers, and a Brazilian meat billionaire has wandered into the influence economy. Today’s government is brought to you by beef, money, and several attorneys advising everyone to shut the fuck up.”
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