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Day 561 DOJ Looking For A Lawyer

Posted on August 5, 2026August 5, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 561 DOJ Looking For A Lawyer

DOJ Looking For A Lawyer

Resistance Kitty says, "The Justice Department apparently needed outside attorneys to defend itself from...the Justice Department. We've reached Constitutional Crisis: Director's Cut."
Resistance Kitty says, “The Justice Department apparently needed outside attorneys to defend itself from…the Justice Department. We’ve reached Constitutional Crisis: Director’s Cut.”

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