🐾Tariffs, Trials & Theocrats—Time to Scratch Back
Good morning, rebels and revolutionaries. It’s Monday, April 14, 2025, and the fascist circus has rolled into Week 13 like it’s trying to win Worst Regime on Earth. Luckily, your sassy feline of resistance is here with TODAY’S claws-out call to action—because tweeting isn’t enough, darling.
Here’s what went down this past week—and why today’s to-do list needs your full firepower:
💸 1. Tariffpalooza 2: Economic Boogaloo
Trump hit us with new tariffs on Canadian wheat, German auto parts, and South Korean semiconductors. Why? Because logic and long-term strategy are for losers, apparently.
➡️ Today’s Action:
Call Congress and demand a stop to these economy-torching tantrums. Workers suffer while corporations pivot and profit. Use 5calls.org for an instant script. Be loud. Be relentless. Be that constituent.
📞 Sample line: “Hi, I’m calling to say I oppose Trump’s new tariffs, which punish workers and raise costs for everyday Americans. Congress must act to stop this reckless economic sabotage.”
⚖️ 2. Georgia Trial Delayed… Again
Trump’s criminal case in Georgia? Kicked down the road once more thanks to his delay-loving legal team and a court that apparently thinks time is a flat circle.
➡️ Today’s Action:
If you’re in Georgia (or bored with rage elsewhere), sign up with CourtWatch.org and start reporting the manipulation. We need civilian oversight when the judicial system bends for tyrants.
🎯 Bonus: Share trial delay coverage with this headline:
“America’s Most Wanted: Still Not on Trial, Still Tweeting About Witch Hunts.”
🙏 3. Executive Order: “Christian Education Month”
Yes, you read that right. Trump just declared April “Christian Education Month” via executive order—redirecting attention (and likely funds) toward private religious schools.
➡️ Today’s Action:
📣 Post, call, and email: Public education is under attack, and it’s time to show up.
Tag your school board. Tag your reps. Demand protections for secular public education.
🍿 Week 12 in Review
🗓️ MONDAY’S MUST-DO LIST:
- 🖤 CALL YOUR REPS: 5calls.org – script it, speak it, scare them with your civic competence.
- 🖤 DONATE IF YOU CAN: Groups like Protect Democracy and SPLC are fighting the legal fight you’d fund if you weren’t spending $8 on milk.
- 🖤 BOOST THE TRUTH: Share real reporting. Resist the regime’s spin. Link to court delays. Quote sources. Claw back the narrative.
- 🖤 STAY SHARP: Download our new “Worker Sabotage 101” guide and start organizing from the inside.
😼 FINAL SCRATCH:
Trump thinks we’re tired.
He thinks we’ve given up.
He thinks fascism in pearls and prayer is enough to pacify the people.
Too bad for him, we’ve got claws, comradeship, and caffeine.
So today—don’t just scroll. Don’t just seethe.
Strike. Call. Disrupt. Drag the system with you.
With sass and sabotage,
—Resistance Kitty 🖤🐾
🧾 SOURCES (because snark is stronger with receipts):
- Reuters – Trump’s New Tariffs
- AP – Georgia Trial Delayed
- White House EO – “Christian Education Month”
