đžTariffs, Trials & TheocratsâTime to Scratch Back
Good morning, rebels and revolutionaries. Itâs Monday, April 14, 2025, and the fascist circus has rolled into Week 13 like itâs trying to win Worst Regime on Earth. Luckily, your sassy feline of resistance is here with TODAYâS claws-out call to actionâbecause tweeting isnât enough, darling.
Hereâs what went down this past weekâand why todayâs to-do list needs your full firepower:
đ¸ 1. Tariffpalooza 2: Economic Boogaloo
Trump hit us with new tariffs on Canadian wheat, German auto parts, and South Korean semiconductors. Why? Because logic and long-term strategy are for losers, apparently.
âĄď¸ Todayâs Action:
Call Congress and demand a stop to these economy-torching tantrums. Workers suffer while corporations pivot and profit. Use 5calls.org for an instant script. Be loud. Be relentless. Be that constituent.
đ Sample line: âHi, Iâm calling to say I oppose Trumpâs new tariffs, which punish workers and raise costs for everyday Americans. Congress must act to stop this reckless economic sabotage.â
âď¸ 2. Georgia Trial Delayed⌠Again
Trumpâs criminal case in Georgia? Kicked down the road once more thanks to his delay-loving legal team and a court that apparently thinks time is a flat circle.
âĄď¸ Todayâs Action:
If you’re in Georgia (or bored with rage elsewhere), sign up with CourtWatch.org and start reporting the manipulation. We need civilian oversight when the judicial system bends for tyrants.
đŻ Bonus: Share trial delay coverage with this headline:
“Americaâs Most Wanted: Still Not on Trial, Still Tweeting About Witch Hunts.”
đ 3. Executive Order: âChristian Education Monthâ
Yes, you read that right. Trump just declared April âChristian Education Monthâ via executive orderâredirecting attention (and likely funds) toward private religious schools.
âĄď¸ Todayâs Action:
đŁ Post, call, and email: Public education is under attack, and itâs time to show up.
Tag your school board. Tag your reps. Demand protections for secular public education.
đż Week 12 in Review
đď¸ MONDAYâS MUST-DO LIST:
- đ¤ CALL YOUR REPS: 5calls.org â script it, speak it, scare them with your civic competence.
- đ¤ DONATE IF YOU CAN: Groups like Protect Democracy and SPLC are fighting the legal fight youâd fund if you werenât spending $8 on milk.
- đ¤ BOOST THE TRUTH: Share real reporting. Resist the regimeâs spin. Link to court delays. Quote sources. Claw back the narrative.
- đ¤ STAY SHARP: Download our new âWorker Sabotage 101â guide and start organizing from the inside.
đź FINAL SCRATCH:
Trump thinks weâre tired.
He thinks weâve given up.
He thinks fascism in pearls and prayer is enough to pacify the people.
Too bad for him, weâve got claws, comradeship, and caffeine.
So todayâdonât just scroll. Donât just seethe.
Strike. Call. Disrupt. Drag the system with you.
With sass and sabotage,
âResistance Kitty đ¤đž

đ§ž SOURCES (because snark is stronger with receipts):
- Reuters â Trumpâs New Tariffs
- AP â Georgia Trial Delayed
- White House EO â âChristian Education Monthâ
