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Day 512 The Mystery Deal

Posted on June 17, 2026June 16, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 512 The Mystery Deal

The Mystery Deal

Reporter: "Can we read it?" Trump: "Eventually." Reporter:"Congress?" Trump:"Maybe." Reporter:"Allies?" Trump:"No." Resistance Kitty: ”Nothing says transparency like a surprise ending."
Reporter: “Can we read it?” Trump: “Eventually.” Reporter:”Congress?” Trump:”Maybe.” Reporter:”Allies?” Trump:”No.” Resistance Kitty: ”Nothing says transparency like a surprise ending.”

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