Skip to content
https://rgearshop.com/

Resistance Kitty

The sassiest cat fighting fascism

  • Home
  • About Kitty
  • News & Assignments
  • Comics
  • Survival Guides
  • Resistance Directory
  • Merch & Mayhem
  • Toggle search form

Day 584 National Emergency

Posted on August 28, 2026August 28, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 584 National Emergency

National Emergency

Resistance Kitty Says “Morning, Kitties. Texas put 1.2 million voters in electoral purgatory, ICE tripled its private bounty hunter shopping spree, and a woman says she begged for pregnancy care in detention before losing her baby. But don't worry, the administration remains laser focused on the real emergency: Renaming Lake Ontario.”
Resistance Kitty Says “Morning, Kitties. Texas put 1.2 million voters in electoral purgatory, ICE tripled its private bounty hunter shopping spree, and a woman says she begged for pregnancy care in detention before losing her baby. But don’t worry, the administration remains laser focused on the real emergency: Renaming Lake Ontario.”
Resistance Kitty Comics Tags:cats, day 584, Day 584 National Emergency, fascism, humor, maga, protest, resistance, Resistance Kitty, Resistance Kitty says, revolution, revolution2025, trump

Post navigation

Previous Post: RSG #340: How To Investigate Intelligence Bulletins About Lawful Protesters
Next Post: Day 584: ICE Pregnancy Horror, Private Bounty Hunters, Voter Purges, and Another $10 Million Florida Mystery

Related Posts

  • Resistance Kitty says “Millions of Pentagon records were exposed, taxpayer funded Trump ads are raising propaganda questions, Hegseth is cutting senior military ranks, and Trump’s own chatbot reportedly keeps contradicting him. Apparently artificial intelligence has achieved something Washington abandoned years ago: reading the fucking evidence.”
    Day 618 TRUMP CHATBOT DISCOVERS FACTS Resistance Kitty Comics
  • Resistant Kitty says “I just feel so overwhelmed by the weight of late-stage capitalism.”
Guillotine says: “Would it help to visualize consequences?” Scene: Resistance Kitty sits on a therapy couch across from a licensed Emotional Support Guillotine,
    May 21, 2025 Day 122 Resistance Kitty Comics
  • Week 22 Resistance Wins Resistance Kitty Comics
  • 
Resistance Kitty says “of course these cunts investigated themselves and found nothing. Wow. Didn’t see that coming.”
    Day 427 The “Nothing to See Here” Government Resistance Kitty Comics
  • Resistance Kitty says "I like my coffee the same way I like my government: NOT in my vagina" She is shrugging with a cup of coffee.
    April 13, 2025 Day 84 Resistance Kitty Comics
  • Resistance Kitty says “Someone tell Trump this isn’t The Apprentice: Authoritarian Edition But he is still fired”
    October 15, 2025 Day 267 Resistance Kitty Comics

More Related Articles


Resistance Kitty says, “One star. No rights. Would not recommend.” Kitty standing in front of a dystopian sign saying “Welcome to Gilead,” holding a phone.
 May 29, 2025 Day 130 Resistance Kitty Comics
Resistance Kitty says “We are the biggest ANTIFA Sluts” she and Guilly are flirting with an ANTIFA kitty September 18, 2025 Day 241 Resistance Kitty Comics
Week 15 Executive Order Summary Resistance Kitty Comics
Resistance Kitty says “The Fascism Virus took another victim RIP. DePartment of Education” She is crying at the graves of other victims July 15, 2025 Day 177 Resistance Kitty Comics
Resistance Kitty Says “This is not a drill. The camps are real. The budget is signed. The Resistance has to transform into the Rebellion now Elbows Up, Claws Out, Let’s Roll” She is standing with a megaphone and a crow of resistance kitties ready to tight. July 3, 2025 Day 165 Resistance Kitty Comics
Resistance Kitty Says “Democracy isn’t dying, it’s being mugged in broad daylight.” She is watching as Kim Noem and Trump hold up lady liberty and lady justice up with a gun. August 22, 2025 Day 214 Resistance Kitty Comics

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Resistance Kitty in a dark suit

Resistance Kitty

Satire. Survival. Solidarity.

News with receipts. Tools for fighting back. A cat with absolutely no patience for fascism.

Meet Resistance Kitty

Find the Receipts

Keep Your Claws Out

  • News and Assignments What happened and what you can do.
  • Resistance Survival Guides Practical steps to investigate, organize and protect yourself.
  • Kitty’s Comics Because sometimes the punchline has claws.

Kitty in Your Inbox

Get the next briefing, survival guide and dose of righteous cattitude.

Subscribe on Substack

Follow the Work

  • Resistance Directory Find resources, tools and allies.
  • EpsteinWiki Follow the evidence and investigate the records.
  • The Butterfly Bureau Dig deeper into investigations.

Fuel the Cattitude

Help keep Kitty reporting, researching and making useful noise.

Support Resistance Kitty Shop Merch & Mayhem
Resistance Kitty in a dark suit

Resistance Kitty

Satire. Survival. Solidarity.

News with receipts. Practical ways to fight back. Comics for when democracy needs claws.

Explore

  • Home
  • About Resistance Kitty
  • News
  • Calls to Action
  • Survival Guides
  • Comics

Follow the Work

  • EpsteinWiki
  • Resistance Directory
  • The Butterfly Bureau
  • Merch & Mayhem

Keep Your Claws Out

Get the next briefing and help keep Kitty reporting.

Subscribe on Substack Support Resistance Kitty

© 2026 Resistance Kitty. All rights reserved.

Stay informed. Stay loud. Stay connected.

Copyright © 2026 Resistance Kitty.