🐾 Good Morning, Glorious Resisters! 🐾
Rise and roar, kittens — Monday brought some BIG court wins clawing back a few shreds of the Constitution! 🎉 But don’t pop the champagne yet — Cheeto Benito hasn’t exactly been known for respecting the law, so buckle up. If he ignores this? Well… let’s just say #Revolution2025 was born for exactly this moment. 🐾⚡
🐾 Quick Hits:
- Town halls and protests are working, even if the Mainstream Snooze Media is pretending we don’t exist. Keep it up: louder, fiercer, smarter.
- Always wear your masks and gaiters — for privacy and safety. Plus, fashionably rebellious is always in. 😼
- Also, yes, even resisters deserve a little March Madness. Stay connected to something semi-normal while we light the world on fire 🔥 (for justice).
🐾 Events Alert!
Indivisible + Hands Off Movement Rally
🗓️ Friday, March 21
🕒 3–4 PM EDT
Get those paws ready to protest, rally, and raise hell. 💥
🐾 Executive Orders Worth Shredding:
👉 Trump signed two new Executive Orders straight from the “How To Wreck a Democracy” handbook:
- One guts major science and scholarship programs (because thinking = bad, apparently).
- The other kills the Voice of America, a crucial tool against Russian disinformation. If you smell treason, you’re not alone.
👉 ACTION:
- Smash the phones. Slam the inboxes. Demand Congress fight back.
- Petitions and auto-send letter links are up on our Linktree! 🖇️
🐾 Impeach Pam Bondi, Like, Yesterday:
Our girl Pam Bondi sent the court a letter basically saying “Nah, we don’t feel like following your rulings anymore.”
Cool cool cool. Time to yank her law license and hand her a one-way ticket out of public office. 🚪👢
👉 Instructions + Sample Scripts:
Let’s flood them with complaints. Every meow counts. 🐾
🐾 State Bills That Smell Like Dictatorship:
🚨 Minnesota introduced a bill to diagnose “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as an actual mental illness.
Spoiler: It’s not about helping anyone — it’s about locking up protesters in psychiatric camps.
We MUST fight this garbage. It’s straight-up authoritarian playbook 101. 🛑
🐾 Protest Report: Schumer Chickened Out 🐓
After we came for him, Schumer CANCELLED his book tour and his town halls. He even had peaceful protesters arrested at his office.
Guess what, Chuck? WE’RE NOT GOING AWAY.
Get to his offices. Show up. Be loud. Bring signs. Bring friends. Be the nightmare he clearly can’t handle. 🔥
🐾 Support the Real Heroes: Independent Journalists
Where do we get our hot tips before MSM catches up?
Simple:
- Whistleblowers
- C-SPAN (bless the boring gods)
- OSINT (open-source intelligence, baby)
- Most importantly: Independent Journalists — our front-line fighters. 📰⚡
👉 ACTION:
Instead of throwing your money at spineless lawmakers, throw it at the truth-tellers.
- Buy subscriptions.
- Donate directly.
- Share their work like wildfire.
No journalists = No democracy.
They’re working harder, risking more, and surviving with less. Support them like your freedom depends on it — because it DOES.
🐾 Final Scratch:
This is our moment, kittens.
Get fierce. Get organized.
And if the fascists think we’re backing down — they clearly forgot one important thing: cats always land on their feet… and sometimes with claws out. 🐾✊
#Revolution2025
#ResistanceKitty
Thank you 😊
Thank you!!