Grab Your Popcorn and Prepare for the Pedophile Meltdown
Cheeto Von Schitzenpantz
Maduro Says the U.S. Has Gone Full Pirates of the Caribbean — Because Seizing Oil Ships = ‘Corsair Courage’ Now
Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro has blasted the United States for its escalating intervention around Venezuelan oil tankers, likening U.S. actions to pirates and corsairs raiding ships on the high seas after American authorities seized a sanctioned tanker off Venezuela’s coast and chased others trying to deliver crude. Maduro’s government has condemned the moves as “piracy” and a blatant violation of international law, even vowing to raise the issue at the United Nations. The Biden-baiting Trump administration has intensified pressure with seizures, a declared naval blockade on sanctioned vessels, and continued pursuit of more tankers tied to Caracas, a campaign Maduro calls imperial aggression rather than legitimate enforcement of sanctions.
The GOP Dumpster Fire
GOP’s Health Care Strategy: Let Costs Skyrocket, Blame the ‘Woke’ While People Suffer
Liberal Patriot lays out the obvious GOP health care calamity: Republicans still don’t have a plan voters care about on the issue that polls show is one of the top priorities for most Americans — affordable, accessible health care. Their latest messaging leans into complaining about Obamacare rather than offering anything that actually protects consumers, while health care costs and insurance premiums keep climbing. Letting enhanced ACA tax credits expire at year’s end could mean huge premium spikes or coverage losses for millions, and GOP refusal to extend them is shaping up as a massive political gift to Democrats next year.
Republicans are continuing a tired playbook of obstruction over solutions on health care — and voters are noticing. With health care costs soaring and no credible GOP alternative in sight, this is shaping up as a major vulnerability going into 2026 elections.
MAGA’s New ‘No Disavowal’ Policy: If You Can’t Say ‘No to Hitler,’ You’re Doing It Right
According to Salty Politics, MAGA has reached peak moral bankruptcy: it refuses to demand that its own allies reject praise for Adolf Hitler and open antisemitism, not because anyone’s waving swastikas (yet), but because objecting to that objection is now the official vibe. MAGA bigwigs are dismissing basic rejection of genocidal ideology as “divisive” and “too woke,” letting extremists quietly normalize their presence at events like Turning Point USA’s AmericaFest. What used to be fringe is now shrug-worthy — and that shrug is the doorway through which actual fascist rhetoric strolls right in.
This fits a broader pattern of the nationalist right rehabilitating Nazi tropes and figures not just as provocations but as something to tolerate — a trend seen in leaked GOP chats praising Hitler, and in the refusal of major MAGA figures to condemn neo-Nazi influencers like Nick Fuentes.
Bottom line: when a political movement treats refusal to disavow genocide as “uncool,” you’re not in a political party — you’re hosting the descent.
Epstein and Trump Pedo”files”
Maxwell’s ‘Oops’ Moment: Judge Yells at Epstein Pal for Naming Victims in Court Papers
Ghislaine Maxwell — serving a 20-year sentence for sex trafficking alongside Jeffrey Epstein — tried to overturn her conviction and accidentally included confidential victim names in her self-filed court papers. A federal judge slammed her filing, sealed the documents, and ordered all future submissions to protect victims’ identities or stay under lock and key. He also reminded her that publicly naming people who weren’t already identified at trial isn’t just bad manners — it’s prohibited. Maxwell claims her conviction was unfair because evidence was withheld and false testimony was used, but the court isn’t having her dramatic revisionism spilled into public filings.
This comes as the DOJ is slowly releasing Epstein-related records under the new Epstein Files Transparency Act, a rollout that’s frustrated lawmakers and advocates because of heavy redactions and delays in turning over material that survivors and critics see as critical context.
Epstein Files Drop Overnight — DOJ Freaks Out, Trump Gets Extra Spotlight, and the ‘No Co-Conspirators’ Lie Falls Apart
Aaron Parnas has been combing through the latest tranche of Jeffrey Epstein documents that the Department of Justice dumped overnight — and the takeaways are not what the Biden-baiting GOP hoped for. The new files include internal emails revealing that Trump flew on Epstein’s jet many more times than previously acknowledged, including flights with women who may have later become witnesses — a detail prosecutors seemed genuinely surprised about at the time. Parnas says this isn’t gossip; it’s internal records that undercut the administration and DOJ’s defensive spin.
He also highlights a disturbing letter Epstein tried to mail to Larry Nassar after Epstein’s death that alleges Trump “shares our love of young, nubile girls,” and a DOJ document confirming at least ten additional co-conspirators tied to Epstein and Maxwell were being investigated — directly contradicting earlier claims that no such co-conspirators existed.
There’s also a photo pulled from Steve Bannon’s phone showing Trump with Ghislaine Maxwell — not incriminating by itself, but emblematic of how tangled powerful figures remain in Epstein’s orbit. And while the files include many FBI tips mentioning Trump and other elites, Parnas cautions that tips aren’t proof — but they do show the official narrative keeps shifting under pressure.
Bottom line: the DOJ’s drag-out release has blown up MAGA’s “nothing to see here” script, exposed internal shock at Trump-Epstein ties, and left Republicans scrambling to control the narrative as more files roll out. This isn’t going away quietly, and it’s shaping up into another 2026 political minefield.
MAGA Implodes: Trump’s ‘Epstein Files Hoax’ Backfires on the Base, Now Even Right-Wing Allies Are Screaming Foul
he latest dust-up over Donald Trump, the Epstein files, and MAGA’s contradictory meltdown isn’t just another conservative tantrum — it’s a self-inflicted political wound. After years of hyping conspiracies about hidden Epstein “client lists,” Trump’s own DOJ released partial, heavily redacted Epstein documents that haven’t satisfied anyone — not the GOP base, not conspiracy peddlers, not even some Republican lawmakers who backed fuller disclosure. Instead of calming the storm, the administration’s handling has sparked open frustration within MAGA ranks (because the promised bombshells didn’t materialize and the “hoax” label isn’t sticking), leaving Trump scrambling for a narrative that keeps his faction loyal. Meanwhile, critics from both sides are hammering the slow, opaque rollout of files that were supposed to prove insider wrongdoing — and exposing how this circus now threatens to fracture Trump’s coalition ahead of 2026.
EpsteinWiki Is Launching — And We Need Sleuths, Not Spectators
After the first of the year, EpsteinWiki officially launches as a public, searchable knowledge base dedicated to untangling the people, money, documents, photos, flights, emails, shell companies, and court records connected to Jeffrey Epstein. This isn’t gossip, and it’s not a conspiracy blog — it’s a living archive built from primary sources, legal filings, evidence releases, and verified reporting.
And here’s the thing: this mystery doesn’t get solved by one person.
It gets solved by hundreds of sharp-eyed amateur sleuths who can spot patterns, connect names, track timelines, match faces, follow money, and link evidence the powerful hoped would stay fragmented.
You don’t need credentials. You need curiosity, patience, and a refusal to let history get quietly buried.
If you can:
- Cross-reference names across documents
- Match photos to events or timelines
- Trace shell companies or foundations
- Flag inconsistencies in official narratives
- Help build clean, verifiable links between people and evidence
…then EpsteinWiki needs you.
Because accountability doesn’t happen by accident — it happens when regular people refuse to stop looking.
The Resistance
CBS Spikes Brutal Trump Deportation Exposé Because ‘It Wasn’t Ready’ — Also Known As ‘Too Accurate to Air’
A 60 Minutes investigation into El Salvador’s CECOT mega-prison — where Venezuelan migrants deported under the Trump administration reportedly endured torture, beatings, stress-positions, and sexual abuse — was pulled just hours before its U.S. broadcast. Veteran correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi had already cleared the segment through legal and editorial review, but CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss waved it off as “not ready” and demanded extra context, including interviews the administration refused to provide. Critics across media and politics are calling it political censorship, not editorial caution. Meanwhile, a cut of the episode briefly streamed on a Canadian platform and is now circulating online despite takedown efforts — proof that truth leaks out even when newsrooms try to bury it.
Tired of Donating Into the Void? Here’s Where Your Money Actually Hurts MAGA
Drowning in progressive donation emails? Same. Don’t Mourn, Organize – Eastern MA cuts through the guilt-spam and lays out a grown-up giving strategy: fund small, scrappy, frontline orgs, especially in red and purple states where democracy is actually bleeding. No billionaire-washed nonprofits. No text-message scams. No performative PACs hoarding cash for ads no one watches.
Their editors’ picks range from abortion funds and immigrant legal defense to climate justice, math literacy as a civil right, and nonprofit defense against Trump’s ongoing war on democracy. They also remind you of a radical concept: check if candidates already have millions before donating, stop falling for fake “matching” texts, and give directly to organizations doing real work.
Bonus points for calling out scam PACs, naming ICE detention protests in real time, and keeping a growing watchlist of pro-democracy orgs as the authoritarian threat metastasizes. This is what movement infrastructure looks like — boring, effective, and absolutely essential.
If you’re going to open your wallet this season, make it sting in the right places. 😼
Here’s a Resistance Kitty–style Call to Action that hits rest without losing the edge:
Today’s Call to Action: Rest Like It’s Strategic
Yes, everything is still on fire.
Yes, the fascists didn’t take the holidays off.
And no — you are not required to be exhausted, frantic, or doom-scrolling 24/7 to be a “real” resister.
Right now, your assignment is simple and non-negotiable: rest.
Eat the good food.
Sleep late if you can.
Laugh with people who remind you why this fight matters.
Step away from the outrage machine long enough to refill your nervous system.
Because on January 2, the work resumes — court battles, organizing, investigations, accountability, mutual aid, and relentless pressure on authoritarian power. And we don’t need burned-out martyrs. We need clear-headed, stubborn, well-rested fighters.
Self-care isn’t escapism.
It’s maintenance for the long war against fascism.
So take the holiday.
Hold your people close.
Sharpen your claws quietly.
We fight again in the new year. 😼✊