GOP to America: Drop Dead. Resistance to America: Feral Time.
Today’s Political Hellscape
Trump’s Monday Tantrum: “I Alone Can Subpoena the Moon”
Trump spent the morning ranting on Truth Social about jailing journalists, threatening to “restructure” the First Amendment to make it “less confusing.” You heard that right. The man who thinks windmills cause cancer now wants to edit the Constitution. His latest executive draft allegedly targets “anti-American sarcasm.” Guess we’re all fugitives now.
SCOTUS Slouches Toward Theocracy (Again)
The Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case challenging state bans on using public school vouchers for religious schools—i.e., they’re gunning to force states to fund religious indoctrination. Establishment Clause? Never heard of her. This is the same court that gutted abortion rights and gutted affirmative action. Yes, they’re coming for public education next.
Senate GOP Blocks Vote to Reinstate Food Aid for Undocumented Families
Because starving kids is “fiscally responsible.” The Senate blocked a bill that would have reopened food assistance for immigrant families—even the children born here. Their excuse? “Fraud prevention.” The fraud is pretending they care.
Today’s Resistance Events (Show Up or Shut Up):
📍 NYC: Protest outside Trump Tower, 5PM—Organized by Rise and Resist
📍 Philly: Town Hall with Rep. Scanlon, 6PM—Push her to block surveillance funding
📍 Online: Emergency strategy meeting w/ Democracy Docket, 8PM EST
Featured Boycott:
🔻 AT&T — Still bankrolling authoritarian PACs and lobbying for surveillance laws. Cancel your contract. Switch to CREDO Mobile or Ting.
Today’s To-Do List (Sharpen Your Claws):
- 🖋 Flood your senators with NO on the “Executive Sovereignty Act”—which would give Trump god-king powers over federal agencies. Call them now
- 🧠 Read this: “How to Weaponize Your Brain for Free”—Survival Guide #35 will remind you why staying smart is sabotage.
- 🛑 File a FOIA request to your local sheriff asking if they’ve signed cooperation agreements with ICE.
- 📢 BlueSky blast: “If Trump rewrites the First Amendment, does that mean I get to rewrite my taxes? Asking for 330 million people. #Revolution2025”
- 📣 Invite 3 people to sign up for Revolution2025.INFO. Organize. Don’t agonize.
From Resistance Kitty, with Claws Out:
They’re trying to replace democracy with a dictatorship in a cheap suit. You don’t need permission to fight back. You need imagination, rage, and a damn good VPN. See you in the streets—or the encrypted group chat. Meow means NO.