𧨠Today in “Are You Kidding Me?!”
1. Trump’s Border Wall Just Became a War Zone
The regime has officially authorized drone-assisted surveillance and live munitions for âborder protectionâ along the Gulf of Mexico. Thatâs right: theyâre militarizing the coastline, turning the Rio Grande into a live-fire fascist theme park. âFreedom friesâ sold separately.
2. Supreme Court: Trans Troops? Not on Their Watch.
The stacked SCOTUS ruled 5-4 that ânational security concernsâ outweigh the rights of transgender Americans to serve in the military. Translation: if youâre not MAGA and cisgender, your patriotism doesnât count. Itâs a military purge, not a policy.
3. Canadian Prime Minister Humiliates Trump â Again
In todayâs totally-not-awkward diplomatic faceplant, Canadaâs new PM (not Trudeau, but still not buying what Trumpâs selling) told him â multiple times â that Canada is NOT for sale. Trump reportedly left the meeting red-faced and muttering about âbuying Greenland instead.â
4. Homeland Security’s Gulf Takeover Plan
Meanwhile, in an un-televised hearing (because transparency is for peasants), DHS laid the groundwork to militarize U.S. ports in the Gulf of Mexico. Under the guise of ânational resilience,â theyâre setting up permanent surveillance, checkpoints, and anti-immigrant naval drills. This isnât security. Itâs soft-launch authoritarianism.
5. The New Resistance Pope Has Entered the Chat
And now, from the Vatican comes a miracle: a newly elected Pope, Leo XIV, whoâs already making waves by condemning Christian nationalism and calling Trumpism a âheresy of hatred.â MAGA world is losing its collective mind, accusing the Holy See of going âwoke.â Meanwhile, Resistance Kitty says: bless this pope and pass the Molotovs (metaphorically, of course… mostly).
đž Todayâs To-Do List: PROTECT & FIGHT BACK
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Read: Survival Guide #12 â How to Master Counter-Surveillance Like a Street Ghost
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Email: The ICC â Tell them weâve got receipts on Trumpâs human rights violations. Letter Template Here
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Signal Boost: Share the SCOTUS ruling breakdown and call out this unconstitutional attack on LGBTQ+ troops.
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Connect: Form a micro-resistance cell. Three people, one mission: protect the vulnerable
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Prepare: The June 14 protests are coming. Get your gear, know your rights, and review Survival Guide #20 â Self-Care in the Resistance
đą Final Swipe from Resistance Kitty:
Theyâre building walls, stockpiling weapons, and purging anyone who doesnât worship the orange demagogue. But weâve got something theyâll never understand: solidarity, strategy, a holy endorsement from the Resistance Popeâ˘, and one pissed-off cat with claws.
See you in the streets. đž
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- Pope Leo XIV’s Election: Cardinal Robert Prevost has been elected pope, becoming the first pontiff from the United States. He chose the name Pope Leo XIV. Fox News+2NPR+2AARP+2
- Resistance Kitty Blog: For more insights and updates, visit Resistance Kitty.