Day 106 Agenda - Resistance Kitty

🐾 Mayday Aftershock—The Constitution is Not a Suggestion

Good morning, you beautiful agents of chaos and coffee ☕🐾

After a week of Trump tantrums and legal acrobatics so bold they’d make Kafka weep, the regime is doubling down on its usual nonsense: xenophobia, censorship, and a little dash of dictator cosplay. Let’s break it down like it’s fascism in stilettos. 👠

🧨 This Week’s Top Outrages

1. Trump Declares War on “Biased Professors”

Academic freedom? Never heard of her. Trump’s new executive order threatens to defund universities that don’t enforce “patriotic education” and report “subversive faculty.” Translation: your anthropology professor who dared to mention colonialism is now an enemy of the state.

2. ICE Now Has “Fast Deportation Courts”… at the Airport

Surprise! The regime installed “expedited immigration courts” in major airports. Foreign visitors are being interrogated and deported for social media posts, books in their luggage, or vibes deemed “anti-American.” Who needs due process when you have a vibe check from DHS?

3. Project 2025 Quietly Advances—Still Awful

While everyone was distracted by the latest Trump meltdown, Heritage Foundation goons held another hush-hush planning session. Their goal? Fully replace the civil service with loyalist goons, gut environmental protections, and ban abortion nationwide. Sunday fun-day, amirite?

📣 TODAY’S TO-DO LIST

🛡️ 1. Sabotage the Censorship Machine

🖨️ Print and post flyers about Project 2025 in your neighborhood. Use our free downloads at Revolution2025.INFO
🖋️ Bonus: Stick them in MAGA bookstores and Hobby Lobbies.

📬 2. Fax-Bomb the Department of Education

Demand they uphold academic freedom, not fascist brainwashing. Use our tool: #4 The Joy of Jammed Fax Machines

📱 3. Flood Social Media with “Subversive” Book Recs

Recommend banned books. Bonus points if you say “My airport reading list.” Tag: #BooksTrumpHates #Revolution2025

🐾 4. Build or Join a Micro-Resistance Cell

If you don’t have one yet, it’s time. Find allies, pick a mission, and cloak up. Start here: #11 How to Build a Micro-Resistance Cell

🎯 5. Email a Government Worker Near You

Tell them they still have time to be a whistleblower, not a footnote in a fascist history book. Sample script: “Be the leak you wish to see in the world.”

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🐈 Final Meow

We’re not in Kansas anymore, folks—we’re in an authoritarian fever dream with bad spray tans and worse policies. But guess what? Resistance isn’t a one-day protest. It’s a daily sabotage of the unjust.

Be petty. Be loud. Be ungovernable.

🖤 Meow and Mayhem,
Resistance Kitty

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