🐾 PROTECT THE PROTEST
Before They Defund That Too
Good morning, darlings of dissent. It’s May 3rd, and you know what that means? Time to lace up those boots, grab your signs, and raise hell—because the regime just took another dump on democracy. Let’s unpack the latest political garbage fire before we hit the streets.
🐾 Political Vomit You Missed While Screaming into a Pillow
1. 💸 Trump’s Budget Cuts? Basically a “Screw the Poor” Manifesto
Trump just proposed slashing $163 BILLION from domestic programs. Because obviously, what America really needs is less healthcare, less education, and fewer food stamps. Meanwhile, defense spending? Untouchable. Even GOP senators are nervously reapplying their Botox. (Reuters)
2. 📺 Bye Bye, Big Bird: Trump Cuts NPR & PBS
El Presidente signed an executive order cutting all federal funding for NPR and PBS. Sesame Street? Canceled. Frontline? Ghosted. We’re down to propaganda, podcasts, and probably “Trump TV” by summer. (Reuters)
3. 🧪 Science? Never Heard of Her.
Trump’s people told the National Science Foundation to freeze everything. No new funding. No grants. No hope for the future. The scientific community is currently screaming into their lab coats. (Scientific American)
🐾 TODAY’S TO-DO LIST
NATIONAL DAY OF PROTEST EDITION
🪧 SHOW UP
Check out ResistanceDirectory.com to find a local protest. If there’s nothing near you, congratulations—you just became a protest organizer.
🧠 STUDY UP BEFORE YOU HIT THE STREETS
Resistance Kitty’s got your back with the Survival Guide Series:
- 🔇 How to Protest Without Getting Snatched — Because no one wants to spend the afternoon zip-tied in a windowless van.
- 🎭 Protest Fashion That Hides Your Identity But Slays — Look good. Stay anonymous. Beat fascism in style.
- 📣 Noise Is a Weapon — From air horns to tactical playlisting, learn how to crank up the chaos.
- 🧻 Guerilla Stickering for Democracy — Leave no fascist lamppost unchallenged.
Read them. Share them. Screenshot them like your freedom depends on it.
📸 MAKE IT LOUD ONLINE
Post pics and protest footage using #50501 and #Revolution2025. Make the regime work extra hard to suppress us.
💸 FUND THE RESISTANCE
Support bail funds, legal aid, mutual aid networks. If they’re freezing science funding, we’re heating up people power.
🐾 Final Sass:
They want silence.
They want fear.
They want obedience.
Let’s give them bullhorns, banners, and a democracy they can’t cancel.
🐾 Sources
- Trump proposes $163 billion cut to US budget
- Trump cuts federal funding for NPR, PBS
- NSF halts all science funding under Trump order
