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Day 584 National Emergency

Posted on August 28, 2026August 28, 2026 Dr. Harmony By Dr. Harmony No Comments on Day 584 National Emergency

National Emergency

Resistance Kitty Says “Morning, Kitties. Texas put 1.2 million voters in electoral purgatory, ICE tripled its private bounty hunter shopping spree, and a woman says she begged for pregnancy care in detention before losing her baby. But don't worry, the administration remains laser focused on the real emergency: Renaming Lake Ontario.”
Resistance Kitty Says “Morning, Kitties. Texas put 1.2 million voters in electoral purgatory, ICE tripled its private bounty hunter shopping spree, and a woman says she begged for pregnancy care in detention before losing her baby. But don’t worry, the administration remains laser focused on the real emergency: Renaming Lake Ontario.”
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