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Day 580 DOGE MEETS MATH

Posted on August 24, 2026August 24, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 580 DOGE MEETS MATH

DOGE MEETS MATH

Resistance Kitty says, “DOGE claimed $7.5 billion in savings. Auditors checked the receipts and found the chainsaw worked just fine. It was the calculator they never learned to operate.”
Resistance Kitty says, “DOGE claimed $7.5 billion in savings. Auditors checked the receipts and found the chainsaw worked just fine. It was the calculator they never learned to operate.”
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