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Day 562 The DOJ Watchdog Adoption Program

Posted on August 6, 2026August 6, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 562 The DOJ Watchdog Adoption Program

The DOJ Watchdog Adoption Program

Resistance Kitty says,"Apparently the easiest way to eliminate government misconduct is to eliminate the people investigating government misconduct. Brilliant. Absolutely foolproof."
Resistance Kitty says,”Apparently the easiest way to eliminate government misconduct is to eliminate the people investigating government misconduct. Brilliant. Absolutely foolproof.”
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