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Resistance Wins Week 9

Posted on March 24, 2025June 24, 2025 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty 2 Comments on Resistance Wins Week 9
How the Resistance Is Taking Down Elon Musk and His Fascist DOGE Scheme

Oh, Musk thought he could just waltz into the government, slap a meme on it, and run things like one of his chaotic startups? Not today, billionaire boy. The resistance—and, you know, the law—has been serving up L’s left and right. Here’s a rundown of how DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) is crumbling under the weight of its own arrogance.

1. The Courts Stopped Musk from Dismantling USAID

Musk and his DOGE cronies tried to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) under the guise of “efficiency.” A federal judge wasn’t having it and blocked the move, citing constitutional violations. Turns out, you can’t just destroy essential government agencies because you feel like it. Who knew?
📌 Source: Reuters

2. Fourteen States Sued Musk for Overreach

A coalition of 14 states filed a lawsuit challenging Musk’s authority over DOGE, calling him a “designated agent of chaos.” (Yes, that’s actual legal language.) The lawsuit argues that Musk’s role is wildly unconstitutional, and the courts are taking it very seriously.
📌 Source: AP News

3. Musk Was Ordered to Hand Over Secret DOGE Documents

A U.S. District Judge ruled that Musk and his lackeys need to turn over internal records on DOGE’s activities after attorneys general accused him of operating without oversight. Translation: “Show us the receipts, Elon.”
📌 Source: The Guardian

4. Environmental Groups Are Suing Musk for Endangering Public Lands

Musk’s DOGE tried to strip protections from national parks and public lands, but environmental groups weren’t having it. The Sierra Club and the Campaign Legal Center filed a lawsuit, basically telling Musk to “keep his billionaire hands off our forests.”
📌 Source: Campaign Legal Center

5. A Court Blocked DOGE from Snooping on Private Data

Privacy advocates successfully blocked Musk from accessing sensitive government data, citing serious concerns about him using it for shady purposes (because, let’s be real, he totally would). Now, DOGE is legally barred from handling personal and classified information.
📌 Source: Massachusetts AG’s Office

6. A Judge Questioned Musk’s Authority—Because He Doesn’t Actually Have Any

During a legal hearing, a judge straight-up asked, “Where is Mr. Musk?” and pointed out that he technically doesn’t even work for DOGE in an official capacity. The whole courtroom collectively realized he has zero real authority—so why is he calling the shots?
📌 Source: Bloomberg

7. Legal Experts Are Calling DOGE an “Unconstitutional Power Grab”

The Campaign Legal Center and constitutional scholars are challenging DOGE in court, saying it violates every possible separation of powers rule. Because, yeah, last time we checked, Congress is supposed to handle government spending—not Elon Musk.
📌 Source: Campaign Legal Center

Bottom Line? The Resistance Is Winning.

Musk’s DOGE is drowning in lawsuits, court orders, and public backlash. The states, the courts, the lawyers, the environmentalists, and even the nerds who read the Constitution are all pushing back hard.

So while Musk might be used to launching things into space, this time, he’s crash-landing back to reality. 🚀🔥


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Comments (2) on “Resistance Wins Week 9”

  1. Sheri M Bone says:
    March 28, 2025 at 8:26 am

    Is there any way we, as a collective group on April 5 gathered in Washington, DC, could administer a GROUP Citizen’s arrest against those in charge of dismantling our government? Non violence, please. We are not the January 6th ilk. But if we are going to have a revolution of sorts, it needs to happen SOON!

    Reply
    1. Dr. Harmony says:
      March 28, 2025 at 9:32 am

      I love this idea, let us consult RealLawMoms and ask their opinion.

      Reply

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