Executive Order Summary Week 14

🐱 If Lawless Was a Sport, Trump’s Team Would Have Gold Medaled 🏆🚨

Another week, another stack of executive orders that read like rejected plotlines from a bad dystopian TV show. Let’s take a peek into the burning trash can that is Trump’s 14th week of authoritarian cosplay:

📜 Executive Orders Signed This Week

EO 15321: “Agency Suspension for National Security Act”
🧨 Summary: Authorizes the president to suspend any federal agency, program, or office without Congressional approval “in times of national emergency.” (Which, conveniently, Trump defines whenever he gets a hangnail.)
❗ Why it’s dangerous: Blows a hole through separation of powers. Hello, dictatorship.

EO 15322: “Faith and Family Healthcare Access Initiative”
👩‍⚕️ Summary: Redirects federal healthcare funding to “faith-based” clinics that aren’t required to provide vaccines, birth control, or even fact-based medical care.
❗ Why it’s dangerous: Violates the Establishment Clause, weaponizes religion to deny basic healthcare, and shoves anti-science nonsense down the throats of vulnerable communities.

EO 15323: “National Sovereignty Media Order”
📵 Summary: Requires all media outlets to submit coverage of “national security events” to a government review board before publishing.
❗ Why it’s dangerous: It’s literal censorship. Straight out of the dictator starter pack.

EO 15324: “Economic Patriotism Trade Policy”
💸 Summary: Allows the White House to unilaterally impose 300% tariffs on companies or countries deemed “unpatriotic.”
❗ Why it’s dangerous: It destroys economic stability, invites retaliation, and concentrates enormous unchecked power into the executive branch.

EO 15325: “Federal Workforce Loyalty Screening”
🧹 Summary: Mandates loyalty oaths for all federal employees, contractors, and even grant recipients.
❗ Why it’s dangerous: Loyalty oaths? Purges? Smells like McCarthyism with a MAGA hat on.

🛠️ Today’s To-Do List:

📞 Call your reps to demand Congress nullify EO 15321 immediately.
🐾 Share this blog far and wide. Educate three friends who think “it can’t happen here.”
📠 Fax bomb Congress with protest messages. Toolkit here: Resistance Kitty Fax Guide
🗣️ Prep for this Friday’s rallies against censorship and loyalty oaths. Loud and proud, fam.

💥 Final Scratch from Resistance Kitty:

These executive orders aren’t just bad laws. They’re battering rams against democracy itself.
But guess what? We have something stronger: claws, courage, and the collective power of “hell no.”

✊🐾 #Revolution2025

📚 Source List:

White House EO Tracker – whitehouse.gov
American Constitution Society Analysis – acslaw.org
Freedom of the Press Foundation – freedom.press
Brookings Institution Policy Breakdown – brookings.edu

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