🐾 Resistance Kitty’s Daily Meowdown
“Still clawing fascists, still cute.”
Good meowning, comrades 😽✨
Your favorite feline freedom fighter is back, claws sharpened and ready to dissect the latest political chaos. Let’s dive into the day’s events with our signature blend of snark, sparkle, and revolutionary spirit.
🧢 1. Trump Tariffs: From “Liberation Day” to “Never Min”
Yesterday, the Orange Overlord declared “Liberation Day,” imposing a 10% tariff on all imports, with a special 125% rate for China. Today? A complete 180. The tariffs are now “paused” for 90 days—except for China, which now faces a 145% tarff.
🐾 Kitty’s hot take: His economic strategy is giving, “I forgot my homework, so I made up a war.” 🙃
👑 2. Michelle Obama: Divorce? Nah. Just Dealing With Yall.
Rumors swirled about Michelle and Barack Obama heading for splitsville. Michelle gracefully shut down the gossip, reminding us all that not every public figure’s absence signals drama.
🐾 Kitty’s hot take: She’s not divorcing Barack. She’s just tired of your foolishness.
🇫🇷 3. French Far-Right Meltdown: Le Pen Gets the Boot 👢
Marine Le Pen has been barred from the 2027 French presidential race following an embezzlement conviction. Her supporters took to the streets in protest, leading to clashe in Paris.
🐾 Kitty’s hot take: Fascists hate consequences almost as much as they hate immigrants.
🏛️ 4. Congress Chronicles: Budget Cuts and Voting Rights
💸 House Passes GOP Budget Framework
In a narrow 216-214 vote, the House approved a Republican budget framework, paving the way for Trump’s legislative agenda, including significant tax and regulation cuts. Critics warn this could lead to substantial reductions in essential public services and add trillions t the deficit.
🐾 Kitty’s hot take: Cutting services while increasing the deficit? Bold strategy, Cotton.
🗳️ SAVE Act: Proof of Citizenship Required to Vote
The House passed the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act, mandating proof of U.S. citizenship to vote. While proponents claim it’s to prevent fraud, critics argue it could disenfranchise eligible voters lacking documentation. The bill faces an uncertain future in the Senate.
🐾 Kitty’s hot take: Solving a problem that doesn’t exist by creating a new one? Classic.
📝 Tomorrow’s To-Do List:
✅ Unfollow the Bullsh*t: Dump fake news sources like a toxic ex.
✅ Show Up IRL: Local organizing still matters. Grab your mask and your marching boots.
✅ Support Radical Joy: Laughter is resistance. So is art. So is blasting Beyoncé while plotting the revolution.
✅ Take Care of Each Other: Rest. Hydrate. Throw a brick and a casserole.
💋 Final Scratch from Resistance Kitty:
Every day under this regime feels like living inside a badly written dystopian fanfic. But guess what? You’re not just a character—you’re the plot twist.🐾✨ Stay loud. Stay unruly. And if they come for one of us, we come with claws.
📚 Sources:
- House passes Republican budget framework paving way for Trump’s agenda
- House passes requirement to prove US citizenship to vote
- US Army turns over helicopter safety memo to Congress
- Live updates on Trump transition and Congress news – Politico
- Live Trump administration updates: House passes spending bill …
