🐾 Another Day, Another Dumpster Fire🐾
Hey kittens, welcome to another spicy day in the hellscape that is 2025! The news somehow keeps getting messier, stupider, and scarier — so grab your coffee, wine, or tactical glitter, because Resistance Kitty is here to spill the tea (and maybe set it on fire). 🔥
1. National Security? Never Heard of Her.
Picture this: top Trump officials, supposed guardians of classified secrets, accidentally added a journalist to a Signal group chat where they were casually yapping about military operations. 🎤💥
Trump’s excuse? It was a “glitch.”
Senator Mark Warner’s verdict? “Sloppy, careless, and incompetent” (The Guardian).
Our take? If these clowns ran a daycare, they’d be handing toddlers live grenades.
Be worried. Be very worried. 🐾
2. What’s Lurking in Your Fridge? (Spoiler: It’s Probably Trying to Kill You)
In today’s installment of “How Are We Screwed This Week,” foodborne illnesses doubled in 2024, thanks to contaminated dairy, poultry, and produce (Food & Wine). That’s right — avian flu and salmonella are now joining you for dinner.
Florida and California? You’re basically living in a real-life episode of “Kitchen Nightmares: Biohazard Edition.”
Maybe just…wash everything twice. And then maybe set it on fire. Just to be safe. 🔥🍗
3. Trump’s War on Judges: Law & Order, But Make It Fascist
Trump threw another tantrum after Judge James E. Boasberg blocked his latest unconstitutional move to deport thousands using “wartime powers” (yes, seriously). His response? Calling the judge a “constitutional disaster” and demanding impeachment like some kind of mob boss with WiFi. 📱💥
The terrifying part? This is fueling real-world threats against judges—bomb scares, SWATting, the works (Beaumont Enterprise). This isn’t just Trump being Trump. This is a coordinated assault on what’s left of the rule of law. If the judicial system collapses, so does everything else. Meow means NOW, friends. 🐾⚡
Here’s your Resistance Kitty–style 🐾 Call to Action to go perfectly with your amazing “Another Day, Another Dumpster Fire” update — keeping the claws out, the vibes fierce, and the steps crystal clear:
🐾 CALL TO ACTION: RESIST, REBUILD, REPEAT 🐾
🔥 1. Melt Their Phones
Today’s mission: Flood the phone lines of your Senators and Representatives. Demand full investigations into:
- Mishandling of classified military intel
- Food safety failures putting Americans at risk
- Violent threats against judges and courts
Call Scripts:
- “Hi, I’m a constituent, and I demand immediate hearings and action on national security breaches by Trump officials. Our safety is not a ‘glitch.’”
- “I demand stronger food safety enforcement NOW. No one voted to die from chicken nuggets.”
- “Protect our judiciary or kiss democracy goodbye. Judges are not cannon fodder for Trump’s tantrums.”
📞 Find your elected officials: https://www.congress.gov/members
🔥 2. Show Up and Show Teeth
- Protests: Hit the local town halls, courthouse steps, congressional offices. Bring signs. Bring noise. Bring your gaiter and mask (identity protection = survival).
- Signs to Bring:
- “Glitches Don’t Leak Secrets”
- “Bad Chicken, Bad Government”
- “Protect Judges, Protect Democracy”
- “No Crown for Cheeto Mussolini”
🔥 3. Defend the Courts — Defend Democracy
- Share articles about Trump’s attacks on judges EVERYWHERE: social media, newsletters, DMs.
- Volunteer (or donate if you can) to groups protecting judicial independence like American Constitution Society, Brennan Center for Justice, and Protect Democracy.
🔥 4. Prep for Escalation
- Reread On Tyranny and practice your low-tech organizing skills.
- Start building protest support networks quietly now. (Buddy system, encrypted chats, safety plans.)
🐾 Final Scratch:
Democracy doesn’t die in darkness — it gets shoved into a group chat, poisoned by bad chicken, and bomb-threatened by wannabe dictators.
Stay loud. Stay angry. Stay sharp.
The Resistance isn’t just an idea — it’s survival. 🐾✊
#Revolution2025
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