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Day 613 Snakes on a Plane Was Apparently Too Normal

Posted on September 25, 2026September 25, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 613 Snakes on a Plane Was Apparently Too Normal

Snakes on a Plane Was Apparently Too Normal

Resistance Kitty says, “Trump hosted Xi while fighting with the press, DOJ is fighting with judges, Washington is hunting for leaks, and Tommy Tuberville has discovered the real threat to American aviation: fucking furries. Thirty nine days until the midterms and somehow Congress has moved from governing the country to investigating whether Captain Whiskers has a commercial pilot’s license.”
Resistance Kitty says, “Trump hosted Xi while fighting with the press, DOJ is fighting with judges, Washington is hunting for leaks, and Tommy Tuberville has discovered the real threat to American aviation: fucking furries. Thirty nine days until the midterms and somehow Congress has moved from governing the country to investigating whether Captain Whiskers has a commercial pilot’s license.”
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