Trump’s Tariff Tantrum: Because Who Needs a Stable Economy?
Oh look, another brilliant move from the stable genius himself—Trump just slapped tariffs on basically everything, because why not tank the economy for fun?
Here’s the rundown: A 10% tax on all imports, with bonus punishment for China (34%), the EU (20%), and our ever-polite neighbor Canada (25%). The excuse? Boost American manufacturing. The reality? Higher prices on, well… everything you buy. Congrats, your groceries just got more expensive.
Economists are screaming that this is the biggest tax hike since World War II, businesses are panicking, and our allies are already prepping counter-tariffs. Canada’s warning of massive job losses, and Ireland is bracing for economic whiplash. But sure, let’s call it “Liberation Day,” like a true dystopian nightmare.
Oh, and the best part? He’s doing this through an emergency powers loophole, sidestepping Congress like a kid cheating at Monopoly. Legal? Debatable. Ethical? Not even close. Smart? Ha.
Buckle up, folks. Inflation’s about to punch us all in the face—again.
🚀 Today’s To-Do List
💰 1. Boycott Billionaire Bootlickers 💰
Corporate America is bankrolling Trump’s dystopian vision. Let’s make them pay.
🚫 Boycott These Companies:
- Tesla (Elon’s Musk-rat is cozying up to authoritarianism. No Teslas, no charging at Superchargers, no SpaceX merch.)
- Home Depot (Co-founder Ken Langone is funding MAGA nonsense.)
- Chik-Fil-A (Still donating to anti-LGBTQ+ causes.)
- AT&T (A major donor to Trump-aligned candidates.)
- Walmart (Their money flows straight into GOP campaigns.)
💵 Move Your Money: If you bank with Wells Fargo, JPMorgan Chase, or Bank of America, switch to a local credit union or an ethical alternative (find one here).
2. Get in the Streets
The “Hands Off!” National Protest is going to be massive. Trump, Musk, and their Department of Global Operations and Empowerment (DOGE) have been tightening their grip on civil liberties—so we’re hitting the streets.
🖨️ Print protest signs & flyers (download here)
👕 Wear Resistance Gear (T-Shirts and Costumes)
3. “Dining for Democracy”
If you work in food service (or know someone who does), join the passive resistance movement against Trump’s lackeys:
❌ “Accidentally” lose their orders
⏳ Serve them last, if at all
🔥 Add extra “seasoning” (a.k.a. spice up their night with tiny inconveniences)
4. Shut Down the Digital Pipeline
Trump propaganda is spreading like wildfire online. You can help stop it:
🔄 Report disinformation
⚠️ Mass-block MAGA influencers to kill their engagement.
💬 Join anti-fascist social media groups and amplify resistance content. (Follow these accounts)
5. Organize a General Strike
The next “Economic Blackout” needs more momentum. Here’s how to prep:
📌 Get your coworkers involved—talk about walkouts, sick-outs, or work slowdowns.
📢 Spread the word—use StrikeMap to find and support local actions.
6. Make Your Representatives Miserable 🔥
Elected officials are dodging accountability like cockroaches when the lights come on. That’s where YOU come in. Here’s what to do:
📞 Flood their phone lines: Call your House and Senate reps DAILY. Demand they oppose Trump’s latest fascist power grabs. (Find your reps & numbers here)
📧 Email & fax them: Use Resistbot to quickly send messages. Short, blunt, and furious is the way to go.
📍 Show up in person: Check your rep’s schedule for town halls. If they’re hiding, go to their district offices and demand a meeting. (Find town halls here)
Week 10 in Review
do not forget to catch up with last week’s summaries of their shenanigans and our resistance accomplishments.
