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Executive Order Summary Week 13

Posted on April 20, 2025June 24, 2025 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Executive Order Summary Week 13
🐱 Resistance Kitty’s Executive Order Watch

“Just when you think the fascist clown car can’t go lower, it tunnels.”

🧨 1. Executive Order 14992: “Restoring Order to Campus Environments”

This one bans all campus protests deemed “disruptive,” including sit-ins, strikes, and even flyers promoting dissent. Federal funds can now be withheld from schools if “anti-American” activities are reported—by anyone.
Translation: Trump is threatening schools with financial starvation unless they snitch on students and professors who don’t toe the MAGA line. You know, like fascists do.

🛑 2. Executive Order 14993: “National Security Housing Priority Act”

Trump greenlit the seizure of vacant properties to be used exclusively for “priority” citizens—defined as law enforcement, military families, and “patriots displaced by unrest.”
Translation: This EO fast-tracks government-sanctioned housing discrimination and paves the way for property grabs under the excuse of “patriotism.” Refugees, activists, immigrants, unhoused folks? Not on the list.

🔒 3. Executive Order 14994: “Digital Border Security Directive”

This order requires ISPs to implement “patriot filtering”—a vague censorship program targeting “foreign influence” and “subversive domestic networks.” Translation: goodbye privacy, hello blacklist.
Translation: This is digital martial law in a hoodie. They’re building firewalls, surveilling opposition, and calling it “safety.”

🗓️ Tomorrow’s To-Do List
  1. Campus Uprising Toolkit – Download or print All in Uprising Toolkit
  2. Signal Boost: Housing is a Right – Post a story of someone impacted by the housing EO and tag it #MyHomeIsResistance and #Revolution2025
  3. Lock Your Digital Doors – Switch to encrypted comms—start with Signal, ProtonMail, and Tor. We’re compiling a full toolkit soon.
🐾 Final Scratch

When they write unconstitutional orders, we rewrite the narrative. This regime’s desperate grasp for control only shows how afraid they are of a united resistance. Stay loud, stay connected, and stay dangerous.

📚 Sources (Zine Style)
  • Text of EO 14992 – “Restoring Order to Campus Environments” (whitehouse.gov)
  • Text of EO 14993 – “National Security Housing Priority Act” (whitehouse.gov)
  • Text of EO 14994 – “Digital Border Security Directive” (whitehouse.gov)

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