How to Legally Annoy a Fascist
So, you want to fight fascism but you’re also really into not getting arrested today? Excellent choice. Let’s talk about one of the pettiest, cheapest, and most effective low-risk tactics in the resistance toolkit: guerilla stickering.
No, not the cute animal ones your niece trades at recess. I’m talking bold, truth-to-power, “get that boot off my neck” kind of messages slapped on public spaces like the little anarcho-kitten you are.
😼 What’s the point?
You’re reclaiming public space. You’re planting seeds of resistance. You’re reminding people they’re not alone. And yeah—you’re pissing off local fascists, which is basically cardio for your soul.
🧰 Your Resistance Shopping List:
- Blank labels (Avery 5160 or anything sticky and cheap)
- Sharpies or a printer (depending on your tech level)
- Slogans like:
- “Fascists Aren’t Your Friends”
- “Abort the Court”
- “Jesus Wouldn’t Deport Kids”
- “#Revolution2025”
- “The Constitution Isn’t Optional, Karen”
- Good judgment (like maybe don’t sticker a cop car, babe)
📌 Call to Action:
- Print or handwrite a batch of stickers with bold, subversive messaging.
- Stick them around town like it’s your damn job—bus stops, bathroom stalls, campus bulletin boards, utility poles.
- Snap a pic of your handiwork and post it using #Revolution2025 and #ResistanceKitty (but don’t post your face, genius).
- Share your template with a friend. Sabotage is contagious.
📚 Sources & Inspiration:
- Beautiful Trouble Toolkit – Guerilla Stickering
- Stick It To Fascist
- Submedia TV – DIY Print Propaganda
- Free Resistance Stickers
Stick it to ‘em. Literally.
– Resistance Kitty 🐾