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Day 570 DOJ CRIME CLEARANCE SALE

Posted on August 14, 2026August 14, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 570 DOJ CRIME CLEARANCE SALE


DOJ CRIME CLEARANCE SALE

Resistance Kitty say, “Trump’s DOJ reportedly dropped more than 23,000 criminal investigations while shifting resources to immigration. Good news, criminals. Apparently ICE needed your detectives.”
Resistance Kitty say, “Trump’s DOJ reportedly dropped more than 23,000 criminal investigations while shifting resources to immigration. Good news, criminals. Apparently ICE needed your detectives.”
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