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Day 477 THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INTOXICATION

Posted on May 13, 2026May 12, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 477 THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INTOXICATION

THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INTOXICATION

Ka$h Patel says, “Under our new FBI procedural directives, all investigations will require a 2 drink minimum.” Resistance Kitty says, “Love this for us. The republic is now being defended by tequila confidence”
Ka$h Patel says, “Under our new FBI procedural directives, all investigations will require a 2 drink minimum.” Resistance Kitty says, “Love this for us. The republic is now being defended by tequila confidence”

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