How to Leak Like a Legend (Without Getting Caught)
Sometimes the revolution needs a whistle, and sometimes it needs a full-on airhorn. Whether you’re inside the system or just got handed something spicy, knowing how to leak safely can be the difference between toppling tyranny and starring in your own FBI file. Let’s break it down, Kitty-style. 😼
🎯 The Mission: Leak critical info that exposes corruption, cruelty, or coverups — without compromising yourself or your comrades.
🕵️♀️ How to Leak Like a Legend Without Getting Caught or Compromised
1. Know What You’ve Got (and What It’s Worth)
- Determine if your leak involves:
🔹 Government misconduct
🔹 Police abuse or surveillance
🔹 Corporate corruption
🔹 Fascist power grabs or backroom deals - Ask yourself: Will this inform the public or empower resistance? If yes—carry on.
2. Never Leak from Work Wi-Fi
- Don’t send anything from your workplace, personal devices, or IP address.
- Use public Wi-Fi (library, coffee shop) far from your normal spots—and ideally while wearing nondescript clothing.
- Phones off. Bluetooth off. Location off. You are now a ghost with good posture.
3. Scrub Metadata Like a Pro
- Strip all files of digital fingerprints (timestamps, usernames, GPS).
- Rename files generically and avoid anything that gives away when or how you got them.
4. Use Secure Drop Zones
- Submit leaks through SecureDrop, GlobaLeaks, or ProtonMail to trusted media outlets.
- Or use Drop Point to upload anonymously.
- Avoid platforms owned by Meta, Google, or any sketchy .gov-adjacent orgs.
5. Use a Burner Device or Bootable OS
- Ideal: A burner laptop running Tails OS or Qubes from a USB stick.
- Never log into any real account. Don’t use any identifying language.
- Encrypt your files before sending them. Even better—encrypt the message that contains the password.
6. Choose the Right Receiver
- Pick trusted outlets like:
🔹 The Intercept SecureDrop
🔹 ProPublica
🔹 The Guardian - Or send directly to resistance orgs (anonymously!) who know how to use it.
7. Burn the Trail, Not Yourself
- Destroy the device, flash drive, or bootable USB you used.
- Don’t tell anyone what you did—not even your cat.
- If your leak is big, be ready to move fast or go underground.
8. Bonus Round: Controlled Chaos
- Time your leak to coincide with major political events or legal deadlines to increase impact and disrupt narratives.
- Leaks aren’t just info—they’re disruption tools.
🚫 What Not to Do:
❌ No personal accounts. Seriously. Don’t email it from your Gmail. Don’t upload it on hotel Wi-Fi. Don’t even think about a DM.
❌ No printing. Paper trails are trails, babe.
❌ Don’t tell anyone “I leaked this.” Not your bestie, not your cat, not your burner Twitter alt.
🔐 What to DO:
- Use a SecureDrop. These encrypted whistleblower systems are used by trusted orgs like The Intercept, ProPublica, and The Guardian. Find a trusted drop at securedrop.org
- Disguise Metadata. Strip EXIF data from images/docs before uploading. Try MAT2 or the “Metadata Cleaner” app.
- Use Tails OS or Qubes. Bootable USB systems that leave no trace. Paranoia? No. Protocol. Learn more at tails.boum.org
- Tor or bust. Use Tor Browser or Tails with Onion links only. No regular browsers, even incognito. (Looking at you, Chrome.)
- Dead Drops IRL. Old-school but effective. SD cards in library books, mailboxes with no return address. Be creative, but cautious.
- Know the Law (and break it smart). Read up on whistleblower protections AND prosecutions. Knowing the risks lets you choose when to leap — or when to pass the flame.
🔥 Today’s Call to Action:
- 🔍 Share this guide with any friends in the belly of the beast — gov agencies, hospitals, corporations. You know who they are.
- 🛡️ Set up Tails or Qubes on a USB today. Even if you’re not leaking, you’ll be ready if you ever need to.
- 🗞️ Support orgs that protect whistleblowers — like The Freedom of the Press Foundation.
- 🐾 Stick “Leaks Save Lives” on something visible.
💬 From Resistance Kitty:
If you’ve got the receipts, don’t burn. Leak smart. We don’t need martyrs — we need legends. 🖤🐾
#Revolution2025