šµļøāāļø Resistance Survival Guide #8:
āLow-Tech, High-Stakes: DIY Spycraft for the Everyday Resisterā
Welcome to the budget Bond school of rebellion. In a world where your phone spies harder than your nosy ex and your fridge might be listening, itās time to bring resistance offline and old-school. You donāt need a CIA budgetājust a little tape, some grit, and a whole lotta “hell no.”
š„ Top Tips for Staying Slippery:
1. Ditch the Digital When It Counts.
Planning something spicy? Leave the phone at home. Burners are cute, but silence is golden. Talk analog. Think parks, walks, and passing notes like itās junior high again (but with higher stakes).
2. Disguise, Distract, Disappear.
Baseball cap and hoodie? Classic. Changing routes? Smart. Use decoys. Have someone fake your trail if needed. Every fascist regime hates a moving target.
3. Surveillance Self-Check.
Before any action, ask: Am I being watched? Do I have tracking on? Are those cameras working? Get in the habit of noticing. Trust your gutābut verify.
4. Zines, Flyers, and Word of Mouth.
Print is punk again. Pass out resistance zines at cafes, parks, laundromats. Use QR codes if you mustābut donāt rely on social media to organize a blackout march.
5. Create a Safety Circle.
Have three trusted people who know your plan, your fallback, and your lawyer’s number. Build pod-based resistance cellsāsmall, trusted groups that minimize risk and amplify power.

š¾ Todayās To-Do List:
- šØļø Print out 5 āKnow Your Rightsā flyers and post in public places.
- āļø Schedule a tech-free check-in with your resistance pod.
- š Practice a fast-change disguise routine in under 60 seconds. Yes, for real.
- š Audit your digital footprint. Check location settings, clear metadata, and get off apps you donāt need.
- š Share this guide with a friend IRL. Thatās āin real life,ā boomers.
š¤ Final Thought from Resistance Kitty:
Your brain is your best weapon. Your community is your shield. And duct tape? Always handy. Stay slippery, stay sharp, and donāt let Big Brother cramp your claws. š¼