#5 How to Make a Fascist’s Day Just a Little Bit Worse

Sabotage School: How to Make a Fascist’s Day Just a Little Bit Worse (Without Getting Caught)

Some days, you can’t burn it all down — but you can jam the gears, misplace the forms, and make authoritarian life just a bit more annoying. Welcome to everyday sabotage, where subtle resistance meets strategic inconvenience.

🧨 What We’re Doing

We’re embracing the time-honored art of micro-sabotage — small acts of disruption inside oppressive systems. When done right, it’s safe, sneaky, and satisfying. Like office supplies going mysteriously missing. Or printers suddenly refusing to connect. Or files that keep getting “misfiled.”

🧂 How to Make a Fascist’s Day Just a Little Bit Worse

1. Master the Art of Bureaucratic Sabotage

• Flood their offices with public records requests, complaint forms, and policy questions they legally have to process.
• Send FOIA requests to police, zoning boards, and governor’s offices.
• Use mail, fax, and online portals to make it rain paperwork.

2. Spam Their Digital Footprint

• Leave accurate but inconvenient reviews on fascist-aligned businesses, think tanks, and lobbying groups.
• Report social media pages that promote hate or misinformation using platform-specific TOS violations.
• Use bot-safe form letters to clog contact forms and online surveys.

3. Ruin Their Optics, Peacefully

• Counterprotest their press events with ridiculous costumes, satirical signs, or blaring circus music.
• Photobomb their events with LGBTQ+ flags, abortion rights banners, or Resistance Kitty posters.
• Make them look like a punchline instead of a platform.

4. Weaponize Capitalism Against Them

• Call advertisers, sponsors, and venues that support fascist groups—shame them publicly.
• Start boycott lists, circulate them, and email companies when they show up on the wrong side.
• Use burner emails to sign them up for coupons, newsletters, or cat facts. So. Many. Cat facts.

5. Hit Them Where It’s Petty

• Park legally but obnoxiously near their HQ.
• Bring loud public reading events to their neighborhood featuring banned books.
• Organize neighborhood “noise appreciation nights” when their favorite official is trying to host a fascist fundraiser.

6. Use Satire to Spread the Truth

• Make memes. Lots of them. Spread truth through humor.
• Start a parody account, print a fake fascist newsletter full of exaggerated truths, or start a rumor they can’t shake (“Did you hear he thinks libraries are Marxist training camps?”).
• Laughter disrupts fear. Use it ruthlessly.

7. Don’t Get Caught Being a Troll IRL

• Wear masks, use aliases, encrypt everything.
• Use public Wi-Fi for spamming or emailing.
• If you’re mailing them glitter, use gloves and don’t lick the envelope (duh).

🎯 Targets of the Day

• Fascist-aligned workplaces (especially if you’re stuck in one)
• Local government offices enforcing regime policies
• Supply chains for right-wing media, merch, or security firms
• Surveillance tech setups in public spaces

🛠️ Tactics to Try

(Always assess your risk. Don’t do anything that would get you caught, fired, or arrested unless you’re 100% prepared for the fallout. No heroes — just headaches.)

• Mislabel files or reports in ways that take hours to untangle
• Slow your work pace to a bureaucratic crawl
• Misroute shipments or reorder inventory “accidentally”
• Introduce bugs in code if you’re a dev (ethically — for justice!)
• Use up printer ink, staples, paper like you’re feeding it to the revolution
• Send confusing help tickets that burn admin time
• Schedule fake meetings and no-show

🧪 Resistance Role: The Ghost in the Machine

Blend in. Be friendly. Be forgettable. But behind that dull expression is a brain spinning sabotage scenarios like a chess master. You’re not a worker. You’re a wrench.

🐱 Today’s Task

Pick one micro-sabotage tactic and test it. Just one. Take notes. Evaluate safety, effect, and vibes. Then scale it or share it with a trusted friend. Quiet resistance still shakes the cage.

🔗 Further Reading & Resistance Lore

• “The Monkey Wrench Gang” by Edward Abbey (classic fiction)
• “How to Sabotage Workplaces Without Getting Fired” (CrimethInc)
• “Everyday Resistance” by James C. Scott (theory + tactics)
• Anarchist Sabotage Zine Library (printables)

Not every act of resistance needs to be loud. Some just need to be annoying enough to matter.
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— Resistance Kitty

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