🖤 Resistance Survival Guide #14: 🕵️♀️🐾
Not every angry parent yelling at a school board is a grassroots activist. Sometimes, they’re reading from scripts written by billionaire-backed think tanks. Sometimes, they’re the fake front for a very real fascist agenda. This guide is your shovel — time to rip up the astroturf.
🎯 The Mission: Expose, disrupt, and block coordinated disinformation masked as “local outrage”
🛠️ Today’s Battle Plan: Spot the Fake Grassroots
Check the source
Look up the groups organizing protests, petitions, or “town halls.” If they trace back to Project 2025, Moms for Liberty, ALEC, Heritage Foundation, or Turning Point USA — it’s astroturf.
Follow the money
Real community activists don’t roll up in branded RVs with full PR teams. If there’s slick marketing, matching signs, and Fox News coverage before the event even starts? Fake as hell.
Listen to the language
If multiple people use the exact same phrases like “parental rights,” “anti-woke indoctrination,” or “biological truth,” they’re likely parroting talking points fed from above.
Track the patterns
Astroturf groups tend to swarm school boards, libraries, and statehouses with copy-paste scripts, book bans, and panic over DEI. Watch where they pop up and how quickly they vanish.
🛡️ How to Fight Back
Expose them publicly
Research and post receipts. If a “concerned parents group” is funded by out-of-state billionaires, say it. Loudly. With screenshots.
Flood the room
Pack local meetings with real community members. Bring facts, fire, and microphones. Be louder than the playbook puppets.
Prebunk their messaging
Before they show up, prep your networks with truth. Create infographics, flyers, and FAQs so your side walks in educated.
Organize counter-actions
If they hold a rally, hold a bigger one. Peaceful, strategic, powerful — and impossible to ignore.
Make them go viral
Mock their fake grassroots energy with memes, snark, and exposure. No mercy for performative fascism.
🔥 Today’s To-Do List
- Google your local “parental rights” and “school reform” groups
- Trace their funding and affiliations
- Start a digital toolkit exposing local astroturf ops
- Attend one upcoming meeting where they plan to show up
- Bring real people, real stories, and real resistance
💬 Final Scratch from Resistance Kitty
They count on confusion.
They count on us being too polite to push back.
They count wrong.
This is our turf. And we don’t hand it over to liars in khakis and donor-funded outrage.
✊🐾 #Revolution2025 #ResistanceKitty #RipUpTheAstroturf
📚 Source List
Media Matters – Moms for Liberty Ties
True North Research: Astroturfing Investigations
