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Day 590 Everything Is Fucked, Coffee Is Ready

Posted on September 1, 2026September 1, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 590 Everything Is Fucked, Coffee Is Ready

Everything Is Fucked, Coffee Is Ready

Resistance Kitty Says “ICE found the voter rolls, Hegseth found another judge willing to explain the Constitution to him, the Pentagon is losing adults but gaining influencers, and George Santos got banned from gambling for being too fucking shady. Democracy is in the ICU, but irony has excellent vitals.”
Resistance Kitty Says “ICE found the voter rolls, Hegseth found another judge willing to explain the Constitution to him, the Pentagon is losing adults but gaining influencers, and George Santos got banned from gambling for being too fucking shady. Democracy is in the ICU, but irony has excellent vitals.”
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