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Day 561: Courts Attack Free Speech, Blanche Targets Abortion, and Government Accountability Goes Missing Again

Posted on August 5, 2026August 5, 2026 Resistance Kitty By Resistance Kitty No Comments on Day 561: Courts Attack Free Speech, Blanche Targets Abortion, and Government Accountability Goes Missing Again

Apparently Rights, Privacy, Military Promotions, and the Rule of Law Are All Optional Now

Today’s news is a delightful little tour through the machinery of institutional decay. A federal appeals court has revived Florida’s attack on drag performances, Todd Blanche reportedly promised religious activists that the destruction of abortion access would become permanent, police were instructed to conceal surveillance technology, and the Justice Department somehow became too conflicted to defend the IRS against Donald Trump. Meanwhile, Trump is dressing himself up as a decorated general in artificial intelligence fantasies, experienced military leadership is being replaced by political patronage, and American diplomacy is quietly packing up its desks overseas. Nothing to worry about. The people dismantling the guardrails have assured us that guardrails were terribly inefficient.

Key Takeaways

Florida’s Anti Drag Law Can Be Enforced Again

The Eleventh Circuit ruled eight to five that Florida’s restrictions on admitting children to certain adult live performances are likely constitutional, allowing the state to enforce the 2023 law while litigation continues. The dissent warned that the law’s vague standards could chill protected expression, which is presumably the point when your government starts regulating drag with all the precision of a drunk throwing darts.

Todd Blanche Promised Anti Abortion Activists a Permanent Victory

A recording reportedly captured Attorney General nominee Todd Blanche telling conservative faith leaders that the Justice Department was working with federal health agencies and the White House to make the Dobbs decision permanent in every state. Apparently states’ rights were only important until some states chose rights.

Abdul El Sayed Won Michigan’s Democratic Senate Primary

Abdul El Sayed narrowly defeated Representative Haley Stevens despite more than $30 million reportedly being spent by AIPAC to support her campaign. Democrats can now either unite behind the person voters selected or resume their favorite hobby of publicly kneecapping their own nominee before breakfast.

Trump Posted an Artificial Intelligence Fantasy of Himself as a General

Donald Trump shared an artificial intelligence image placing himself in military uniform alongside Generals George Patton and Douglas MacArthur, complete with imaginary decorations and historically nonsensical insignia. Five draft deferments apparently come with five rows of medals once reality becomes an optional subscription feature.

A Former Democratic Campaign Worker Describes a Broken Political Machine

A former campaign worker describes two months inside a Democratic operation marked by outdated systems, poor organization, weak communication, and leadership disconnected from the people doing the work. It turns out democracy cannot be saved with twelve approval meetings, a spreadsheet from 2007, and an intern quietly sobbing into the voter file.

The United States Has Refunded About $100 Billion in Trump Tariffs

Customs officials have processed about $100 billion in refunds after the Supreme Court found that Trump lacked authority under emergency law to impose his sweeping tariff program. Consumers and businesses paid the bill, the government sent much of the money back, and everyone involved got a complimentary lesson in why presidents are not supposed to invent taxes between golf outings.

Outside Lawyers Are Defending the IRS Because Trump’s Justice Department Will Not

A federal court appointed outside attorneys to address legal questions in Trump’s lawsuit against the IRS after concerns arose about the Justice Department’s ability or willingness to defend the federal agency. We have officially reached the part of the constitutional crisis where the government needs volunteer lawyers to defend the government from the government.

Iran’s War and Regional Networks Continue to Shift

The Critical Threats Project continues tracking military activity, political instability, proxy networks, and changes in Iranian operations across the region. The situation remains fluid, which is the polite foreign policy term for several governments playing with matches inside an ammunition warehouse.

Leaked Emails Allegedly Reveal an Israeli Source Inside the United Nations

Drop Site News reports that hacked emails show United Nations official Yahav Lichner repeatedly providing Israeli diplomats with confidential reports and private briefings while working inside the organization. Lichner later became director of UNICEF’s Washington office, because apparently leaking internal material is now considered excellent networking experience.

EpsteinWiki Explains How a Domain Became a Global Research Project

The EpsteinWiki origin story explains how an available domain, an anonymous donor, and a small group of furious researchers became an international effort to organize the Epstein records into a searchable public resource. When institutions buried survivors beneath millions of pages, a couple of dozen stubborn people brought shovels, databases, and absolutely no patience for bullshit.

Military Promotions Are Being Pulled Into a Political Patronage System

Home of the Brave reports that senior military promotions are increasingly shaped by personal connections, political loyalty, and intervention from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s allies rather than the traditional promotion process. Stars are supposed to be earned through service, not collected through the Pentagon version of knowing a guy.

Resistance Kitty says, "The Justice Department apparently needed outside attorneys to defend itself from...the Justice Department. We've reached Constitutional Crisis: Director's Cut."
Resistance Kitty says, “The Justice Department apparently needed outside attorneys to defend itself from…the Justice Department. We’ve reached Constitutional Crisis: Director’s Cut.”

Voting Groups Say the Time to Organize Is Now

People Power United is urging voters to verify registration, share accurate election information, organize locally, and begin turnout work long before November. Democracy is not a seasonal decoration you drag out of the garage two weeks before Election Day.

Republicans Remain Quiet About Allegations Against Representative Max Miller

Representative Max Miller faces serious domestic violence allegations from two women, including his estranged wife Emily Moreno, all of which Miller denies. Republican leaders who once demanded immediate consequences for allegations involving opponents have suddenly discovered the importance of silence, caution, and staring intently at the ceiling.

The State Department Plans to Close Five Foreign Missions

The State Department notified Congress that it plans to close diplomatic posts in Canada, Japan, Indonesia, Cameroon, and Grenada as part of a broader reduction in America’s global presence. Nothing projects strength like turning off the lights, locking the consulate, and leaving a note asking allies to email someone in Washington.

Wall Street’s Role in the Epstein System Faces Renewed Scrutiny

EpsteinWiki’s latest news update examines allegations that major financial institutions enabled Jeffrey Epstein’s money movement while warnings, survivors, and investigative reporting were repeatedly ignored or suppressed. Apparently suspicious transactions become invisible when the account balance is large enough and everyone at the compliance meeting has dinner reservations.

Colorado Refused to Hand Over Unredacted Voter Information

Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold refused a Justice Department demand for voter names, addresses, birth dates, and sensitive identification information, and a federal judge later dismissed the government’s lawsuit with prejudice. The administration demanded the entire voter file and Colorado responded with the legal equivalent of absolutely fucking not.

Iowa Deputies Were Told Not to Mention Flock Surveillance

Records obtained from the Wapello County Sheriff’s Office show that deputies were instructed to conceal the role of automated license plate readers during stops and omit the technology from reports unless disclosure became unavoidable. Surveillance is always described as transparent right up until someone asks the police to write down how they used it.

Closing Thoughts

Today’s stories are not separate little disasters floating through the news cycle. They are pieces of the same ugly machine. Courts are narrowing expression, government lawyers are protecting political power, law enforcement agencies are hiding surveillance, military promotions are becoming loyalty contests, and institutions are shrinking while authoritarian fantasy art expands to fill the space.

The good news is that the machine still leaves records.

There are rulings, recordings, leaked emails, court filings, contracts, policies, voter requests, financial transactions, and public documents. That is why they want us exhausted. Exhausted people stop reading. They stop requesting records. They stop attending meetings. They stop asking why a sheriff’s policy says not to mention the surveillance system that helped initiate a traffic stop.

So stay angry, but stay accurate. Share the receipts. Support the people digging them up. Protect the voters, survivors, workers, whistleblowers, and communities forced to live underneath decisions made by men who believe accountability is something that happens to other people.

Claws out. Eyes open. Keep the documents somewhere safe.


Featured Resisters and Resources

  • Foundation for Defense of Democracies Foreign Policy Tracker is a regularly updated foreign policy analysis project published by the Foundation for Defense of Democracies that evaluates major global developments, diplomatic trends, military actions, sanctions policy, strategic competition, and international security issues connected to the current United States administration. The tracker compiles assessments from policy analysts, regional experts, and national security researchers who monitor geopolitical developments involving countries such as China, Russia, Iran, Israel, Ukraine, Cuba, and North Korea.
  • The Free Law Project is a nonprofit organization dedicated to improving public access to the American legal system through open data, free legal research tools, and innovative technology. Its mission is to make court records, judicial opinions, and legal information accessible to everyone, helping create a more transparent and accountable judicial system. The organization serves journalists, attorneys, researchers, educators, students, watchdog organizations, and citizens who need reliable access to primary legal documents.

What We Are Watching Today

  • 10:00 AM EDT
    VP Vance Discusses Fraud with Lawmakers
  • 10:00 AM EDT
    Senators Debate Online Safety Bill
  • 10:00 AM EDT
    Stakeholders Testify on Social Security Solvency Live
  • 10:15 AM EDT
    Asst. Antitrust Attorney Gen. Nominee & Other Judicial Nominees Testify at Confirmation Hearing Live
  • 10:30 AM EDT
    U.S. Senate Live
  • 11:00 AM EDT
    Acting AG Blanche and FBI Director Patel Hold News Conference on Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación
  • 11:30 AM EDT
    Georgia Governor, Senate, and House Candidates Speak at Chamber of Commerce Event Live
  • 2:30 PM EDT
    Hearing on Alleged Muslim Brotherhood Activities in the U.S.
  • 2:30 PM EDT
    Small Business Owners Testify on U.S. Economic Growth
  • 4:30 PM EDT
    President Trump Remarks in Las Vegas
  • 5:30 PM EDT
    Spkr. Johnson, Secy. Bessent, and Rep. Ciscomani Hold News Conference in Arizona

Today’s Call to Action

1. Read Today’s Resistance Survival Guides
  • RSG#324: How To Audit Government Waivers, Exemptions, and Special Treatment
2. Sign these Petitions and Send These Pre Written Letters
  • Take action today to show that you are against this destructive mining project and support protecting wild salmon.
  • Add your name to the petition demanding Congress take action to stop Donald Trump from punishing states that didn’t vote for him.
  • MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD. Tell RFK Jr. to STOP sabotaging Lyme disease prevention vaccines. Send a quick message now!
  • Tell NOAA: Don’t Let Sea Lion Cruelty Go Unpunished
  • Sign if you agree: The Securities and Exchange Commission needs to investigate Trump’s Truth Social insider trading scheme.
3. Verify your voter registration status and help at least one other person check theirs
4. Save contact information for local legal aid and voting support organizations
5. Attend an Event
  • Click here to sign up for a can’t-miss event: The Plan to Protect Your Vote with Stacey Abrams on Thursday, August 6, at 7:30PM ET.
  • Employee Rights Webinar: Join this free virtual session on August 6, 2026, from 11:00 a.m. to noon Eastern to learn about immigrant employee rights.
  • Thinking Like an Organizer: Join this Labor Notes virtual workshop on August 10, 2026, at 8:00 p.m. Eastern. Registration is $15.
  • Immigration Know Your Rights Training: Join this virtual training on August 11, 2026, from 1:00 to 2:00 p.m. Eastern to learn how communities can respond to immigration enforcement.
6. Contact Your Lawmakers Directly
  • “Hi, I’m a constituent calling to ask what you are doing to protect our water systems from cyberattacks. Please support stronger cybersecurity funding and oversight.”
  • “Hi, I’m a constituent calling to demand full compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Protect survivors, but stop hiding powerful names.”
  • “Hi, I’m a constituent calling to oppose using private contractors and GPS monitoring to target immigrant families. Please investigate these contracts and end abusive surveillance.”
7. Boycott Fascist Businesses
  • GEO Group: Boycott companies profiting from immigrant detention, deportation and electronic surveillance.
  • BI Incorporated: Boycott the GEO Group subsidiary supplying ICE with GPS ankle monitors and locating services.
  • Tesla: Boycott Elon Musk’s companies after DOGE cuts devastated lifesaving humanitarian programs.

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