You know what corporations really care about? Not ethics. Not rights. Not the environment. They care about brand perception — and you’ve got a keyboard. This isn’t just review-bombing. This is resistance marketing. Let’s mess with their metrics.
🎯 The Mission: Weaponize online reviews to expose fascist-funding companies and tank their reputations one platform at a time
🛠️ Today’s Battle Plan:
Pick your target
Hit companies funding voter suppression, anti-DEI policies, or MAGA campaigns. (Think: Uline, Hobby Lobby, MyPillow, Chick-fil-A, etc.)
Choose your platforms
Google Maps, Yelp, Trustpilot, Glassdoor, Apple Maps, Amazon, Facebook reviews — if they’re public, they’re fair game.
Write real reviews
Not “this sucks.” Be clever. Be true. Be devastating.
Examples:
⭐ “I would’ve bought from here, but then I learned my money would fund fascism. I’m good.”
⭐ “Supporting this company is like Venmoing the Inquisition.”
⭐ “Product is fine. Ethics are a war crime.”
Coordinate for impact
Create group chats or review squads. Set a weekly target. Share your best lines. Screenshot the funniest takedowns.
Don’t lie — highlight the truth
Pull receipts. Link to articles about the company’s donations or board affiliations. You’re not slandering. You’re translating corruption into consumer language.
Use humor, not hate
The goal is to make people laugh, then never buy from that company again. Be snarky, not banned.
🔥 Today’s To-Do List
- Pick one company on your local boycott list
- Find three review sites they’re on
- Post one honest, savage review per platform
- Link to a trusted source backing your claim
- Invite one friend to do the same
- Repeat next week with a new target
💬 Final Scratch from Resistance Kitty
They care about stars.
You care about survival.
Let’s see how many one-star reviews it takes before they start crying about “cancel culture” again.
✊🐾 #Revolution2025 #ResistanceKitty #SabotageStars
📚 Source List
True North Research
Boycott the Bastards – Resistance Kitty